“fuck this could change everything. i need to tell my girls about this” -an ant after it smells a little Captain Crunch on the floor
Vinny Thomas
@vinnythomas.bsky.social
ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
yeah, they should’ve had Ray Charles up there!!! why didn’t they get Ray Charles????
@arykab1956.bsky.social · last yr.I was not impressed... don't know who he is?? maybe I'm just very old and out of touch but would have been nice to have entertainment I could understand. I'll go take my nap now...
me at 4yo trying to gather my entire extended family to watch me do a little flip or something
it’s so heartening to see the US finally engaging in a trade war with our two greatest enemies, Mexico and Canada
ooooh this lady sitting in my row on this flight has a BAD attitude. Mean for no reason. I don’t have to fart rn but im gonna figure something out before we land
I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
so happy it’s finally out :) I was the one holding the flashlight under Trump’s face for this portrait :) it smelled really bad down there but i think i did a really good job and i hope they eventually pay me ❤️
What was ur most embarrassing moment of 2024 (not gonna share mine but would like to hear urs)
i’m old enough to remember when Kim Kardashian said she was going to law school
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2y agoMacaulay Culkin as Santa Claus filming Kim Kardashian in the ‘Santa Baby’ short film.
“don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”
Damn, I can tell from your Guy Fawkes profile pic that you really have a handle on the zeitgeist
Kraven (2024) is a trailblazing film. No other movie has so bravely depicted thousands of African buffalo living in Eastern Russia. Do they explain this? No. But that’s part of the bravery.
wow so now folks want to hurt u for simply telling people they are too poor to survive cancer? woke culture has gone to far
can’t stand seeing one of my friends get a nosebleed. like what are u doing?? grow up
Good morning to those of you who are awake. Nurses, ghouls, raccoons, etc
how come there is a bee twink on the Cheerios box, but there is never a bee twink inside. RFK i am begging u to do something about this.
Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive
Oh to be the funniest person at a boring table on Thanksgiving who says “it’s giving thanks” and it absolutely crushes and it’s all anyone talks about bc they really have nothing else to talk about
no stupid I got them bc i’m nice and cool and everybody likes me
So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
I think calf implants are wrong. I think we should wait for the cows to grow up so they really understand their decisions.
