Matt

@vintagecodecs.bsky.social

Sometimes when I am cropping a portrait I am haunted by the customer at the screenprinting shop who said he wanted the graphic on his female employees shirts printed at 'nipple level'

hey guys what should i do in montreal my current to-do list for the ~4-5 days I'll be there with no agenda is: "bagels from both places" and "smoked meat from both places"

a fun thing about invincible (tv) is when i start to get annoyed about some digression "why are we spending time on this" and then it is completely justified and i am very glad we digressed

the best thing about "best american indie rock song" discourse is everyone agrees it's a guided by voices song but is willing to knife each other over which one

recipes are magic spells, sounds cool right? not cool. if you follow someone else's recipe you become their psychic slave, a vessel for their power, sapped of your own