I didn't get a text with my alert, but an audio version, read by the same lady robot text-to-voice I used during the Great Laryngitis of 2022.
Red Dwarf evil Holly
ALT: Red Dwarf evil Holly
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Car Boot Vinyl Diaries
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Jaded car boot sale vinyl nut. CD enthusiast. Lapsed chazzaholic. mixcloud.com/CarBootVinylDiaries mixcloud.com/librarylady23
Navigating hot flushes during a heatwave is quite the the lark, eh girls?
Sweaty Sweating
Alt: Sweaty Sweating
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Messaged Mr B, could he pick me up some electrolytes as I'm feeling a bit headachey. Mr B: Yep, will do. 👍 . . . . Mr B: What are electrolytes?
I picked up this jazzy lot for £4 today in a 5 for £1 deal #charityshopfinds #cdsky #musicsky #jazzsky
Great news. RSPB Minsmere reopening tomorrow, after the fire. www.facebook.com/share/1Pmwzi...
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‘These are human fires, not wildfires’: Dunwich reflects on the devastation
‘These are human fires, not wildfires’: Dunwich reflects on the devastation
As residents, nature wardens and experts consider the damage to the heathland and how to restore it, the climate crisis is foremost in their minds
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Dottie has been suffering with a poorly leg, but is much better today. Mummy's wallet, not so much. #InternationalCatDay
This is Bella. She joined her mom at the gym and figured she'd get a workout in too. Went and got her own mat and everything. 13/10 (IG: alicianicole873)
This car boot copy is only VG at best, so I'm quite happy to play it on the old portable when I'm busy upstairs.
Here it is, the piss-de-resistance of Cliff's 2026 calendar. Absolutely marvellous.
Y'all the warner brothers sfx library is on sale, it's so fucking over. sound-ideas.com/products/war...
Warner Bros Sound Effects Library
Warner Bros. stock sound effects library offers you over Authentic comedy sound effect selected from the Warner Bros. sound department.
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Message from old acquaintance, do I want an bag of old records? Explained how I don't really accumulate records in the way I used to for various reasons including having so blimmin' many of them, but the lure of a mystery bag is strong, so yes, please drop them off at your convenience. 😄
You're not having a good time at a festival until you're singing the song from the Pepto Bismol advert are you
Only just seen that Vicki Wickham died on Friday. Absolute powerhouse of a woman. Say her name!
Just a gentle reminder to anyone in the UK right now…🌞 Please put out ground-based water trays for the birds and little critters. They are desperate for water right now. I had a wren and robin ‘queuing up’ to get in this one. Apologies for the poor image - I didn’t want to disturb the blackbird! 🐦⬛ 🐦
Just saw some Dunwich Heath fire Facebook poetry.
Man's Disgusted Dry Heave Reaction
ALT: Man's Disgusted Dry Heave Reaction
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This week, a wildfire has torn through Dunwich Heath in Suffolk, leaving the entire nature reserve devastated. An area of around 210 football pitches has been affected with rare habitats and wildlife lost in a matter of hours.
Just booked tix to see Ed Byrne at the Aldeburgh Comedy Weekend in October, only to immediately afterwards notice it's at 10pm. 😐 #unfortunate
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
