France is in disarray, if we strike now we could finally restore the Angevin Empire
Eddy Murphy
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An unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort Eddie Murphy, but white, queer, British and with a Y, so not remotely Eddie Murphy Most opinions borrowed he/him, 28
Sometimes I think about how if I hadn't seen a heart-rending gif of the Jon-Sansa reunion I wouldn't have binged the series and I wouldn't have read the books and-and-and
Weather is finally crisp enough that I can start on Sloe Gin Martinis
I think the real decline in society came when the well-heeled gave up on hats
I remember reading a story of a country house being given to a local authority in the 50s with a little old lady in situ as life tenant, and even though the house was open to tours she still used the rooms she'd always used
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you are Molly, the one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton permanently attached to the wall that Kelly Clarkson tried to buy at Art of Play in Brooklyn?!?!?!?
*Rhett Butler voice*: you should be fucked and often, and by someone who knows how
It a relief to know that could I ever afford to build, my dream house has already been designed by a homosexual self-published author (writing in the style of Dorothy L. Sayers) from Oakland, California
Great Northern Hotel, Kings X: Loses points for not having any black tea besides Brekkie and Earl Grey, good size pot4one giving three cups, heavenly scones served warm with sufficient quantity of jam and cream 3.5 ⭐
Eddy Murphy@viscountconsett.bsky.social · 3mo agoI need to actually curate a list of places in London that serve loose-leaf tea
Fun fact: Bambi’s mother didn’t die in the script. The hunter improvised shooting her on the spot. Those are real tears from Bambi. The director kept it in!
Eddy Murphy@viscountconsett.bsky.social · 4w agoFun Fact: Galadriel going photonegative wasn't actually in the script Cate Blanchett improvised it on the spot, she has to work very hard not to suddenly glow with terrifying unearthly light in her other roles
Fun Fact: Galadriel going photonegative wasn't actually in the script Cate Blanchett improvised it on the spot, she has to work very hard not to suddenly glow with terrifying unearthly light in her other roles
Florence Welch meeting a gay couple: who is the lamb and who is the knife
For her own sake someone please hack Sarah Paulson's phone and block all numbers connected to Ryan Murphy and then do the same for her agents
It's buried towards the end of the article but I like Mixxy diagnosing Last Ditch's actual problem, the mandate discouraged a lot of potential customers and attracted a very specific market that couldn't financially sustain the bar
ASOIAF Modern AUs should try harder to preserve canon era events, like hearing offhandedly that Balon Greyjoy's in prison because he Coup'd the devolved Iron Islands government and briefly headed a secessionist dictatorship
'Does the Burger come with chips?' well firstly it says so right there on the menu but secondly WHERE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD OF RESTURANTS AND BARS AND DINERS AND PUBS HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED A SOLO BURGER
I finish my break, I go to check that the private dining was set up yesterday The fuck is this
Aristocratic scandals of The Past have an air of glamour and high drama, but this Spencer nonsense is all so dreary and grubby and bland
Had some visiting Americans in the other week and we were out of Ceasar Salad (don't ask me, I've no idea what goes on in that Kitchen) and she said wistfully and forlornly 'I just miss salad'
I do really like stories that say No, you cannot just claim parenthood or have it casually gifted to you, you actually have to have been present and done the work of parenthood
At what point does one crossover from being a multi-Oscar Nominee to being an Oscar Loser
Thinking of that one Broadway Backwards performance of 'Weekend in the Country' where it's set in a gay gym/sauna Someone should do a version of The Women where they're all Queer Men
Upper-middle class New Yorkers at the 1970 premiere of Company
I think the best bit of Mildred Pierce The Movie is, without the opera career, Veda is just an idiot, she's ridiculously delightfully stupid