Paying not to have ads on streaming shouldn’t mean paying for the ability to SKIP ads. It should simply mean NO ADS.

Bob Bergen doesn’t get it. Eric Bauza gets it.

I'm in a standstill with the house, and I won't lie, it's pissing me off.

I have had root canals, been crushed by an iron bathtub, and sat through an episode of Friends, but none of those were as painful as trying to cancel my SiriusXM subscription. By the gods...

I was gonna fuck around and do a Marley & Marley thing with McConnell and Graham visiting Trump or something, but it requires thinking about those three far more than I want to in a day. That's when you know you REALLY suck; when people don't even want to spend the time to joke about you.

Sometimes, in the wee hours of the night, I miss PlayStation Home. It was fun having my little avatar walking through my little digital condo, some old horror film streaming on Crackle. It was a very zen time in my life.

There are two things I want for Christmas: - The Ozma book series, and - The HEAVY mug That’s it.

I’m trying to write a joke about Samson and Delilah, but none of them make the cut.

Lucía Lobosvilla@lucialobosvilla.bsky.social · 4w ago

I’m trying to write a joke about both Cassadra and the Cyclops, but Nobody wants to hear it.

To say I’m disappointed at how the US Government is commenting on the Canadian wildfires is a gross understatement. When the US needed help, we were there. Canadians died helping. Now Canada’s on fire and they want to make us pay for the smoke? Are you serious?

One down.

The Barenaked Ladies should get back together, but only to release a new version of “If I had $1,000,000” that’s been corrected for inflation.

If we promise not to say “I told you so”, will companies admit that AI and data centres were a horrible idea that would have undoubtedly led to the end of the world as we know it, and destroy it all before there’s nothing left but ash and bone?

If Glenn Howerton and Antony Starr ever played against each other, I… I don’t think I could handle the intensity.

I don't have many addictions in my life (and I consider myself blessed in that regard), but there is a chasm in my soul that can ONLY be filled by a peanut butter & grape jelly sandwich and there is no cure for it.

I can’t believe they’re going to “Weekend At Bernie’s” Mitch McConnell until August. I mean, I can, but still.

“Golden Cluster’s a good name for a bastich like you - I can smell the piss running down your fraggin’ leg.”

I think I’m gonna pass on GTA VI. It just… doesn’t grab me at all. That’s a damn shame.

Ahh, my neighbour across the street has evolved into the "drinking in the garage while playing shitty country music" phase of his life. Good for him.

So, I join Fortnite Crew which unlocks the Battle Passes, but when I cancel my subscription, you RE-LOCK the Battle Pass? Haha, I’m sorry, but I think that I paid MORE than enough to keep those passes open until completion. What an absolute load of shite, Epic.

Started my day with some Arc Raiders. First mission in, shot in the back by a rat. Turned the game off. And that’s why it has no people playing.

If someone had a stopwatch that could stop time, we’d never know. Time could have been frozen for a century in the time it took me to write this and we’d have no idea.

First Victory Royale of the season goes to… SKELETOR WITH A GUN!

The world that fucking exists around us is why I'm not having a child. I get that some people power through, but I can't. I have no problem seeing my line fall in this horrible hellscape that is our world.

NPR@npr.org · 2mo ago

Are smartphones causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since the iPhone was introduced nearly two decades ago.

I’m sorry, but we have a trillionaire in the same world as people who can’t afford to eat tonight. What the fuck is going on? Like… what is happening?

Pete Hegseth's ban on trans military members has been ruled unconstitutional! Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

Damn, it takes a special kind of loser to be a rat in Riven Tides. #ARCRaiders

I have to go on the roof today, and I... really don't want to.

I still can’t believe these glasses were able to be sold so openly. They’re a horrible violation of privacy and they really need to be stopped.

Wera Hobhouse MP@werahobhouse.org.uk · 3mo ago

Men are using Meta AI glasses to secretly film women at beaches, shops, on the street & on nights out. They then post these clips online where they receive a barrage of misogynistic abuse. I’m campaigning to make this behaviour an offence. Women deserve to feel safe in public spaces.

When did we all start clutching our pearls again?