I put on The Last Stand for some reason and all I can think of is the greatest tumblr post of all time
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Vaporizing Meteor Photobombs the Lacerta Nebula: This bright meteor streak appeared and disappeared quickly during a long exposure of the Great Lacerta Nebula, seen faintly in red toward the center of the image. The meteoroid, likely a small pebble, creates its glow partly by heating and exciting
Barn owl set to star at special book launch event in Thirsk #CountyDurham #Darlington #Stockton
Barn owl set to star at special book launch event in Thirsk
Sparky the barn owl is set to take centre stage at a special book launch at the World of James Herriot in Thirsk on International Owl Awareness Day.
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people, stop saying “butt farts,” it’s like saying chai tea or atm machine
Just tried to look up the Ordovician jawless fish with the funny face and these are the things I searched for and got nothing because it was spelled SO wrong: -sacombabsis -sacombibabsis -sacobibastis The correct answer was: -sacabambaspis
did a deep clean of my firefox tabs and now i have only 1907 tabs open 😌
saw some well-meaning posts on reddit about GLP-1s and how they're "not the easy way out." and, sure. but also who gives a shit of they are the easy way out
Why did you unblock me, exactly?
Every once in a while I check in on r/femalefashionadvice and they're all agreeing with some shit like "white sneakers are an elevated look for the office". It's like observing exotic animals in the zoo to me.
Do you know that meth can be used to make illegal cold medicine?
want 2 avoid conflict on here but if ur cruel to my moots im stealing something from ur house ^_^
My sister found us a dessert shop called Banana Mousse and when we came in it was just a forlorn guy at a counter in front of a single fridge. And a bunch of nonfunctional flatscreens on the wall. And one functional flatscreen with a picture of a crying moose saying "we're out of mousse 😢"
I used to keep a little notebook in which I’d write down fake names. By the time I lost it or threw it away or something I had maybe 250 in there, but the only two I can recall are Stefanie Germwingle and Stuart Prawnswallow.
Between this and Bernie Moreno, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for big pussies.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4d agoVincent Pastore, actor most known for his role as Salvatore “Big Pussy” Bonpensiero on HBO’s The Sopranos, has died at 80
“If Frog wants to be alone,” said the Turtle, “why don’t you leave him alone?” “Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”
Dan Dare: First Contact pencils Dan & Digby take the tube... @alexdecampi.bsky.social @amsewell.bsky.social @b7comics.bsky.social
“Sandwich guy case” “Harvard clawed frog embryo smuggling case” “Olympic canoeist reflecting pool vandalism case” “James Comey seashells Instagram post case” New rule: If the case sounds like a Mad Libs story, it’s probably about to implode.
This might sound elitist, but I don’t think the people liking the Peanuts slop posts should have rights
Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎@blongley.bsky.social · 5d ago
See we hate this bastard Elvis to the core as Black folks. So now y’all white folks idolizing him can know we don’t share your opinion of him at all.
😈🏹Black Heart Archery Club🏹☠️@blaque-natas.bsky.social · 4d agoFuck him. Glad he croaked while trying to take a shit....
Not even done with it and @keezyyoung.bsky.social is so fucking good you guys! I'm buying this one to keep for sure.
Shane M. Bailey@shanembailey.com · 4d agoBooks i got from the library today! First up, @keezyyoung.bsky.social's Hello Sunshine! It just made it to our library.
It’s physically painful to see images of Ariana Grande now. I used to think that the best move was to hold fast to not commenting on other people’s bodies EVER but I’m genuinely scared.
