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Rewatching The Magic: A Disney Fan Podcast@rewatchingthemagic.bsky.social · 2d ago

Rewatching The Magic is now on TikTok. We are currently in the process of uploading our back video catalog to the platform. www.tiktok.com/@rewatchingt...

Rewatching The Magic is now on TikTok. We are currently in the process of uploading our back video catalog to the platform. www.tiktok.com/@rewatchingt...

What's the current over/under on McConnell "suddenly taking a turn for the worse" tomorrow? Asking for a democracy.

South Park: You Wanna Bet, Kyle Broflovski?

Alt: South Park: You Wanna Bet, Kyle Broflovski?

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I have never once been in a game where the GM used art beyond what was provided in the game manuals. They just described things and we used this nifty tool called Imagination™️. It was free and open source. Worked pretty well. We should bring it back.

Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 5d ago

"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take

Editorial cartoon: They say things happen in threes.

In response, I will now refer to any man in a seemingly cishet romantic pairing with a woman as "her penis." It will spice up any conversation!

Natasha Devon@natashadevon.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Breaking - Michael Deacon of the telegraph issues ‘everyone stop saying ‘her penis’’ challenge …

YouTube Title: "The scene from this movie NOBODY remembers!!!" Me (watching vid): "You mean the scene that I not only remember but can quote verbatim?"

Eric Cartman: Aww, I'm Nobody!

Alt: Eric Cartman (South Park) pouts in bed while dressed in PJs covered in cartoon bears. Caption reads: "Aww, I'm nobody!"

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May the Fourth Be With You! We dive into the first Star Wars prequel, The Phantom Menace. #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsday rewatchingthemagic.podbean.com/e/rtm-321-st...

I need someone like @hankgreen.bsky.social to explain how approval/opinion polls are done today. They used to be random phone calls, but do even boomers answer unknown numbers these days? Who exactly is being polled and, more importantly, how? How accurate is the current method? Serious questions.

a man with long hair and a mustache says " i must know "

Alt: Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride says "I must know."

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Last time I took math classes, my teachers all had this interesting word to describe those who had "a different way of calculating." What was it again? Oh, yeah... WRONG!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo ago

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

But where are all the chickens?

It’s Not Reel@itsnotreel.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996). Riffed in the 10th season of MST3K. 25 Kentucky Street, Petaluma, CA.

You know who'd be good for this? DA BEARS!

Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I'm gonna get together a group of rough and tumble Chicago guys to protect the pope from Trump. No one threatens the Chicago pope

🎶Those were the days...🎶

Alexandra Petri@petridishes.bsky.social · 4mo ago

boy do I miss when you could go on the internet and see, in chronological order, posts made by people you followed

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

Blockity block.

Babybel Bandit@greblin.bsky.social · 4mo ago

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

So, we didn't have time to hear the K-Pop people give their full speech, but we had time for whatever the fuck that was at the end with Conan? (No shade to Conan, but... what was that?)

Michael B. Jordan already won that statue back in Wakanda. It just took till now for the Oscars to catch up. Hell yeah! Enjoy that shit! You deserve it!

I was going to give it to Benicio del Toro for "Best Going with the Bit" but then he got upstaged by the kid from Hamnet. Good job! (My pizza is also late, kid. I feel ya.)

Anyone else wish they could hear Matt Berry?

But... but... what about the people who had season passes to Mr. Beast's theme park?! 😱

Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول@faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 5mo ago

BREAKING: US will order nonessential diplomats and families to leave Saudi Arabia as Iran escalates retaliation, officials say

So far, this is the best meme reaction I've seen in response to today's Noem News. 😂

Paul Scot August@theretrolounge.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Screaming

I just need you all to know that when you put onions in a dish, actual food is insulted. This message brought to you by the dinner I just made based on a thing that claimed to be only chicken and sauce but ended up being chicken and sauce... AND A SHIT-TON OF ONIONS!

a man with glasses and a suit says first of all eww

Alt: Tim Gunn says "first of all eww..."

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Much like Tom Servo, I also wish to plant my flag upon the summit of Mount Jonah... Just maybe with a sliiiiiightly different meaning than Tom intended. I mean, Jonah ain't a bad lookin' dude. #MST3k

a man in a yellow jumpsuit with the name milton on it

Alt: Jonah Heston (Jonah Ray) from MST3k says "... Wait, what?"

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This week, we dive into The Abyss. Is James Cameron's undersea adventure still a classic? We find out. rewatchingthemagic.podbean.com/e/rtm-312-th...

Of course he wants to give himself the congressional medal of honor. He's never seen an award he doesn't feel like he deserves.

How is this geriatric asshole still standing and yapping? I've been watching this from bed while snuggling a dog, and I'm so exhausted that I can hardly stand it. Shut up already!

My Alexa just called me "a culinary anarchist with a BBQ sauce manifesto." At least when Skynet rises, it will do so with lots of snark... which I can respect.

a man with a mustache says actually i 'm not even mad that 's amazing ..

Alt: Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) from Anchorman says "Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing."

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Preach!

Jared Yates Sexton@jysexton.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“I care about trans and unhoused people and I really don’t want a neoliberal who has paled around with fascists, but I’ll vote for Newsom.” Either you don’t actually care about those things or you’re already negotiating yourself into accepting less rather than finding someone you believe in.

Happy birthday to arguably the worst photo either @dedalvs.bsky.social or I have ever been part of. Next time we see each other, David, we have to decide if we want to rectify this... or attempt to top it. 😂