Voirey Linger

@voireylinger.bsky.social

100% human-made content. Romance author. Cat Mom. Cooker of budget meals. Show me your kitties. GenX Scorpio. You've been warned. she/her voireylinger.com buymeacoffee.com/VLinger

*sigh* So ringworm and probable autoimmune disease (we're working on it) are a bad combo. I'll be on medication for at least 8 weeks. This rescue kitten is getting very expensive, very quickly.

Zoomie kitten parkouring his way around the living room, Fat-Fat 'Tato cat hissing and throwing fits every time he gets close. This is as close as they get to playing together. Well, that and Sabie Mae occasionally smacking the shit out of baby boy. He's not quite smart enough to get the message.

I haven't done cheap eats in a while. Gotta move fast, before Dino discovers I've set my bowl down. Tonight is pure comfort food, because Ive been feeling off for a while now. On the menu: Cream of chicken noodles.

Someone returned a pair of Nikes today because she suspected they had been tried on by someone else and she was squeamish about other feet in her shoes. They are discontinued and on clearance. I get additional employee discounts. They fit me. I am not squeamish. I have new Nikes for $45.

My sick mom wasn't answering her cell phone & step-dad has been out of town, so I called the house phone Apparently step-dad is home & the phones were silenced bcs he was being interviewed about his part in 1960s school integration Sorry for fucking up your documentary, filmmakers. I was worried.

Pretty variable by location & all that, but we had some really great pop-up consignment sales in my area (Tot Swap is the name I remember, but there were several) where I could sort thru & get 6 months worth of kid clothing plus a couple books & toys for $60.

So, just had a convo with a friend who was questioning how she was going to afford back-to-school shopping. We have a tax-free weekend coming up, but that isn't enough to make her budget work for 3 kids. So because y'all know I'm cheap AF, here's how I managed to outfit 3 kids as a broke mom.

Friends, this apparently needs said. Please do not reach over the register and grab your bags from the cashier. Your side might look tidy but our side has a lot of shit to maneuver around. I promise we'll give you the bags. Just give us two fucking seconds, okay? Please?

I don't know who needs to hear this besides the couple at Sam's Club, but maybe don't push your cart and lead your preschooler and toddler directly behind a car actively backing out of a parking spot. Jesuschristalmightyfuckinghellscaretheshitoutofme