My copy of DOCTYPE came in today. It’s looks awesome. Can’t wait to do some typing and see what all I can make. @vole.wtf
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✉️ A new Vmail’s heading out and includes this topical/satirical project we’ve made for the Attention site datacenter.fm
DataCenter.FM 🤖🔊 The sound of AI
Experience the real-world sounds of AI with this interactive audio generator.
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✉️ A new Vmail just went out, featuring our replies to subscribers’ queries, oh and Boris the cat vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...
👓 NEW THING 🧽 Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences vole.wtf/glasses-clea...
Glasses Cleaning Simulator 👓🧽
If you wear glasses, you’ll appreciate the stunning realism of this interactive experience.
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🛑 We’re nothing if not stubborn, so we’ve updated the world’s leading Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot fansite with some new images stopormy.mom
Exactly 5 years ago we released 20 amazing versions of Happy Birthday To You into the public domain, you can freely use them for anything! vole.wtf/happy-birthd...
Happy Birthday To You 🎂🎵 free stock music
20 different versions of the song to download with a CC0/public domain license.
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✉️ No new projects yet in 2026, but a new Vmail just went out, mostly answering your questions/suggestions vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...
#77 "my cat spartipuss" 🐹✉️ Vmail
Archived email from 20 Jan ’26.
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Just heard from my 70 something yr old Dad (misses his BBC micro) who is typing in the meteor game right now and loving it.
Over 450 copies of DOCTYPE have now been sent out, with some lucky people getting it for Christmas vole.wtf/doctype/ We’re even investigating the possibility of releasing it as an audiobook...
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
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@vole.wtf DocType, may have been bought with nostalgia in mind, but the boy is very keen to have a go... Christmas done a day early :-)
After a randomised spin of a (virtual) wheel of numbers, we can announce that the winner is… 🎉 @gazchap.com 🎉 (email volewtf at gmail to arrange delivery)
VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️@vole.wtf · 8mo ago🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success 🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week vole.wtf/doctype/
🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success 🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success 🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
🤖 We’ve now removed or replaced all the content we had that used early LLMs & image generators. Those projects played on the flaws/quirks/nonsense of “AI”, but the joke doesn’t work now that similar stuff’s taking over EVERYWHERE
🚀 Still not too late to order DOCTYPE before Christmas but it’s getting tight for some parts of the world Don’t disappoint the nerds in your life (including yourself) vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
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🚀 To recreate the kind of program an ’80s kid would type into a display computer in a shop, type the code in the image below into a text/code editor, all on one line, then save as demo.html & double-click to open in browser vole.wtf/doctype/
🥔🥔🥔 NEW APP 🥔🥔🥔 Everything’s now got 4K 60fps HDR video, booooring. Embrace the low-res glitchy look instead vole.wtf/potatocam/
PotatoCam 🥔📹
The worst video camera you’ve used in a LONG time.
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🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq
🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq
We put Óscar’s program first in the magazine as it packs such a great game into such a small space
Óscar Toledo G.@nanochess.bsky.social · 8mo agoI just have received a copy of the Doctype magazine. It contains Javascript programs for typing just like in the old times 🤩 A must have! And guess who contributed one program? Cc @mattround.com #javascript #developers #magazine vole.wtf/doctype/
🚀 You don’t need any coding experience to enjoy our fun/ridiculous* type-in magazine, there’s a beginners’ guide and we point out any tricky bits of typing for each program vole.wtf/doctype/ *delete as applicable
A few people have asked if we’re doing a special Christmas version of VTV vole.wtf/vtv/ , and the answer is probably… but not this year. It needs proper festive idents and UI, there’s no time right now but it’s pretty likely for 2026
VTV 📺🎵 music video station
The weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.
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🚀🎅 Get your DOCTYPE Christmas orders in this week to be safe! It’s the perfect gift for every computer nerd you know vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
✉️ A new Vmail just went out with our latest update gubbins vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...
#75 "It's right daft." 🐹✉️ Vmail
Archived email from 01 Dec ’25.
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🆒 NEW GAME! 🆒 Only the coolest people can draw a Cool S really fast vole.wtf/cool-s/
Draw a Cool S 🆒⚡️
How quickly can you doodle one?
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Only just heard of this. Completely bonkers. Also, it sounds brilliant. (Yes, I am old enough to have typed listings into various 8-bit machines. Yes, I still have the mental scars when they didn’t work due to some random typo or other.)
VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️@vole.wtf · 9mo ago🚀 NEW MAGAZINE ⌨️ Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages! 10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed vole.wtf/doctype/