Brooke Simmons

@vrooje.net

Professor of Astrophysics: Galaxies, Black Holes, the Changing Sky. Also Zooniverse humanitarian and disaster relief lead. People first, then science. She/her

Not exactly refreshing, original, or as edgy as it seems to end a talk on a confirmation of the “publish or perish” mentality. ECRs should take this as informative about one person’s attitude, one which is not necessarily broadly shared in modern astrophysics culture #NAM2026

To those at the #NAM2026 plenary hearing things like “and that’s when I knew we were going to win [over other survey teams]”, know that you can do brilliant science in a collaborative and mutually encouraging way, rather than treating everyone else as a competitor. We decide/set our culture. 🔭

Is there a word for the descent from contentment into dread that comes from realising your recent peaceful productivity is only because you hadn’t reopened your Slack/Teams/etc since rebooting your work computer? Maybe something in German?

Tag yourself, I’ve evolved out of Jenneniamur and am now a Vole Dwarf at about 0.1 0^-6 luminosity

Linn Boldt-Christmas@nplinnspace.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🔭 A cautionary tale for undergrads (and above!) using AI for #astro plots: our BSc student wanted to make a "quick" HR diagram showcasing M-dwarfs & thought some chatbot could make one and... well... ...extra credits are now offered to students who can correctly find all errors on cursedHR.png 🫠 🧪

A pathetic attempt by AI sloppery to make a HR diagram, generated by one of our BSc student, and shared here with their permission. Honestly, I can't even begin to explain all the deviations. Imagine a normal HR diagram but one that appears to you in a fever dream. It gets so much worse the longer you look at it. WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO EXIST AAAAA

I remember May 2020 course feedback from my students thanking me for doing my best. I was so grateful to them for giving me grace to be a fellow human going through COVID *with* them. I don’t know the details of this claim, but I suspect only the lawyers are likely to see meaningful compensation.

Rebecca Williams@volcanologist.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The news about students seeking compensation from universities for COVID teaching has made me quite sad. I can't say what happened at those universities, or what those student's experience was. My present university did not appear to be in the list. But what I can say is...

We are live for a crisis mapping project post-Melissa! Excellent thread by Izzy below on the details and how to join ( planetaryresponsenetwork.org ) A lot of the methods we use to accurately crowdsource this mapping are derived from astrophysics citizen science work like @galaxyzoo.org 🔭🌎

Izzy Garland@izgarland.bsky.social · 9mo ago

🧪 One of the groups I'm in does disaster relief, and we're mobilising for Hurricane Melissa. Short version, go to www.zooniverse.org/projects/ali..., help classify images of the aftermath, multiple people look at each image, we make maps and send them to rescue workers! Share if you can!!

This is on the rise as large projects with large teams become more common. When I was a postdoc I separated my CV publist into “led and supervised”, “major contributor”, and “team contributor” sub-lists. When I’m reading CVs for a job panel, I appreciate similar sub-structures.

Sarah Hörst@planetdr.bsky.social · 9mo ago

So I’m reviewing *post doc applications* and so far I’ve seen multiple applications with 30-80 papers. Astronomy what are you doing.

Mathematician Karl Weierstrass was born #OTD, Halloween, in 1815. 🧪 🎃 The fools at The Academy all said he was mad, but he showed them all in 1872 when he announced that he had created a MONSTER. Let's learn about the terrible thing he did. Image: Smithsonian Institution Libraries

Black and white photo of Karl Weierstrass in his later years. His white hair is receding, longer in the back, and he is wearing a dark suit with a white collared shirt underneath.

When I was leading an interdisciplinary collaboration and my name would have been last for “funded this” reasons, I happily ceded that position to a valued colleague whose field elevates last authorship (mine doesn’t). It was a win-win at the time, which Google will now punish me for? Coolcoolcool

Lara K. Mahal@glycocode.bsky.social · 9mo ago

🧪For those of us who do complex collaborations with multiple corresponding authors this is terrible . I suspect it will also hit female authors disproportionately as they tend to have more collaborations across fields…https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-03281-4

Forgot to add the 🔭 🧪 for the feeds, and ran out of characters to note in this reply that this would all be happening as we get cooked by the photosphere of the Sun as it expands into its Red Giant phase

All the Galaxies!@allthegalaxies.galaxyzoo.org · 11mo ago

If the Milky Way collides with Andromeda in ~5 Gyr, it will initially look a lot like this. And scientists have images simulating the sky from Earth (about 3 minutes in) youtu.be/qnYCpQyRp-4?... Our own @drbecky.bsky.social has a video on the possible collision too: youtu.be/BxylLJj5y4s?...

This image of a young planet clearing its orbit in the protoplanetary disk around a distant star (the star itself is obscured) is stunning. Of course it’s beautiful, but it’s also a remarkable technical achievement for the study authors, the observatory, and the instrument scientists. Well done!

ESO@eso.org · 11mo ago

A very hungry planet! 🪐 What appears to be a ripple in space is actually a newborn planet, eating its way through its dusty cradle around a younger version of our Sun 🌞 Read more: https://www.eso.org/public/images/potw2534a/ 🔭 🧪 #exoplanets 📷 ESO/R. van Capelleveen et al.

A white protoplanetary disc at the centre of the picture takes up most of the frame. The elliptical cloud of dust and gas consists of some gaps creating a ring-like structure to the cloud. In one of the larger gaps/rings a little dot (a planet) is visible.

I suspect that fact that the vast majority of LLM users don’t seem to have received this (really very simple!) message is because the AI companies have a vested interest in us not understanding it. “ChatGPT is smart, it just makes mistakes sometimes” is much more marketable than the truth.

Katie Mack@astrokatie.com · last yr.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

A new, thorough reanalysis of the data that led to claims of biosignatures on K2-18b from @luiswel.bsky.social & friends - a nicely written lesson on why this stuff is hard. They find no significant evidence for DMS, the gas the Cambridge team claimed to have found. arxiv.org/abs/2504.21788

The Challenges of Detecting Gases in Exoplanet Atmospheres

Claims of detections of gases in exoplanet atmospheres often rely on comparisons between models including and excluding specific chemical species. However, the space of molecular combinations availabl...

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A barred spiral galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey. It is at redshift 0.018 (lookback time 257.3 million years) with coordinates (141.53929, 49.31021). 33 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.

A barred spiral galaxy from the Galaxy Zoo 2 project, classified by 33 volunteers.

RAS members: *please* vote in the elections (check your inbox), and please read the **CVs** of the council nominees. One has a vaguely plausible statement and a CV screed that makes clear they will be actively hostile to certain vulnerable community members. Please vote to show that isn’t us! ☄️🔭🚩🚩🚩

RAS members: *please* vote in the elections (check your inbox), and please read the **CVs** of the council nominees. One has a vaguely plausible statement and a CV screed that makes clear they will be actively hostile to certain vulnerable community members. Please vote to show that isn’t us! ☄️🔭🚩🚩🚩