they should have sent a poet. to die in war instead of me. FUCK poets
nice sleuthing. its a shame this guy is going to suddenly become suicidal and/or get in a fatal car accident
Senator Ron Wyden@wyden.senate.gov · yesterdayTop JPMorgan Chase execs coached Epstein on how to withdraw cash through shell companies instead of his personal accounts, helping him conceal information from compliance personnel and government regulators.
Good lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
im so depressed and the one thing keeping me going is knowing vincent pastore is still alive
many interpret her inscrutible expression as the Mona Lisa looking guilty but thats not true. she was framed
JIM: hello runescape my old friend i've come to quest in great kourend ironman this time not failing i'm so glad they added Sailing and i'll idle combat skills at gemstone crab i am not sad this is my favorite timesink GAZOO: jim? JIM: gazoo? you're real?
PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.
if you measured my intelligence i'd be somewhere in the middle. malcolm in the middle that is. kid was a dang genius lol
my vagal tone consultant recommended vaping as a way to improve vagus nerve function
busted my lip after passing out and waking up face down on the ground. but the good news is that means my blood pressure must be down
why are we suddenly splitting hairs about the nyc grocery store program? oh, ah i see. its a proxy war, not a real discussion
Do you know, despite hundreds of pages of feasibility studies done by other cities, and a team of economists, they must not have known supermarket margins and didn’t think to consult a (checks notes) film critic with a passion for groceries. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
every girl i meet these days has some sort of major red flag: 🚩 doesn't have a factory 🚩 factory contains no engines 🚩 the engines are incomplete 🚩 doesn't want me to come find her and take the engines
its cool to have such malformed media literacy that i see robert loggia in Lost Highway and think "is that Tommy Schlaaang?"
they should let me write for Widow's Bay i won't add many hanna-barbera characters
the mayor has made ferry rides to poisonous spider island free til the end of august. no word on return trips for some reason
"its a remake of a french film... martin short is in it... the original title was 'indian in the city'..." -- me being as obtuse as possible to trick my roommates into agreeing to watch Jungle 2 Jungle
i do this all the time its called posting
much like your posting@mlyp.bsky.social · 2w agoThere's a guy on /r/alchemy trying to turn his piss into gold
imagine a world where time drifts slowly a world where music carries you away
people think homer simpson is an idiot but he's correct that jimmy carter was more intelligent than what scooby doo did