Musk, not content on destroying the Earth, blows up moon. futurism.com/space/spacex...
SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater
On Wednesday, the upper stage of a SpaceX rocket finally smashed into the Moon at several times the speed of sound.
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I'm at the Chipotle salmonella jalapeños I'm at the Taco Bell diarrhea lettuce I'm at the combination Chipotle salmonella jalapeños and Taco Bell diarrhea lettuce
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
NEW: Cambridge Analytica -- the company that pilfered tens of millions of people's FB data, causing a huge scandal that got Mark Zuckerberg dragged in front of Congress -- has returned as an AI slop zombie that's plagiarized publications ranging from Wired to the NYT futurism.com/artificial-i...
Cambridge Analytica's Website Is Now an AI Slop Farm
Cambridge Analytica has returned, in a very 2026 way: CambridgeAnalytica.org is now an AI-powered content farm.
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The meltdown that launched a thousand terrible AI adaptations.
Elon Musk Says Grok Will Generate Its Own Feature-Length Version of "The Odyssey" for People Allergic to Progressive Ideas
Elon Musk is still having a meltdown over Christopher Nolan's Odyssey film and says his Grok AI will create a superior adaptation.
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i should really watch They Live futurism.com/future-socie...
New "Advertisement" for Kylie Jenner's Meta Perv Glasses Shows Something Horrific If You Look at It From the Wrong Angle
A clever "advertisement" for Kylie Jenner's collaboration with Meta's AI smart glasses shows her as something scary.
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we're pretty much flying in the dark as the cyclosporiasis outbreak grows futurism.com/health-medic...
Let's Be Real, The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is Trump's Fault, Not Taco Bell's
The Trump administration has been gutting food safety bodies long before the explosive diarrhea outbreak happened.
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doesn't get more black and white than this futurism.com/future-socie...
In Case You Still Think Insider Trading on Prediction Markets Isn't Real, Trump's Teleprompter Guy Just Got Busted for Getting Rich on Betting What He Would Say
President Donald Trump's longtime teleprompter operator made tens of thousands of dollars by betting on Kalshi what the president would say.
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*slaps cringey freedom fuel stickers over existing gas stations* that oughta do it futurism.com/future-socie...
Prices Already Spiking at Trump's Mysterious Gas Stations That Promised Cheap Fuel
Trump announced new "Freedom Fuel" gas stations with a low price of $3.47 per gallon, but their prices are already spiking.
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Nolan literally just praised Gen Z for "utterly rejecting" AI slop futurism.com/artificial-i...
We'd Rather Live Through the Trojan War Than Spend 135 Minutes Watching an Entirely AI Version of "The Odyssey"
Titled "Odysseus: The Fall," the Odyssey adaptation is fully AI-generated and supposedly cost in the "mid-five figures" to make.
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what are we even doing here chat futurism.com/artificial-i...
Grok's Foul-Mouthed AI "Translation" Feature Puts Unspeakably Ghoulish Words Into Users' Mouths
In April, Elon Musk's social media platform X instated automatic Grok AI translations for all of its users. The results are appalling.
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NEW: Alice Gilman, a cofounder of R3 Bio — a startup that's said it wants to create nonsentient "organ sacks" — tried to delay the publication of an interview she gave in February to the podcast Skyline Drive. Why? Unclear. But she alluded to being a "federal asset." futurism.com/future-socie...
Secretive Silicon Valley Startup Tries to Quash Interview, Says It’s Definitely Not Working on Growing Brain-Free "Organ Sacks"
A cofounder of a secretive startup fought to keep an interview about its quest to build brain-free "organ sacks" out of public view.
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Willy didn't know much, but he knew that income inequality had grown to unsustainable levels. The solution? Sink every goddamn yacht he could find
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago“Free Willy” reboot in the works at Warner Bros
NEW: The brand-new logo of the Donald J Trump International Airport appears to be AI slop, featuring an eagle with garbled talons, an asymmetrical number of feathers on each wing, and more glaring irregularities futurism.com/artificial-i...
The Logo for Donald Trump International Airport Appears to Have AI Slop in It
The logo for officially renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport appears to be generated with AI.
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EXCLUSIVE: Proof that Alex Jones may be a clone! https://youtu.be/y9MTEhAWVmw
Emergency with Tim Heidecker - FAKE ALEX JONES REVEALED
Welcome to episode two of Emergency with Tim Heidecker. This week, we examined the evidence that clearly proves the current Alex Jones is a clone with audio expert Stan Bennett, Tim opened up about the custody battle for his horse Horace, Phil from Aust...
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if your product is embarrassingly bad and a huge waste of money and time, just AI-generate fan fiction! great piece by @joeonhere.bsky.social futurism.com/robots-and-m...
Failing Robot Cop Company Knightscope Now Publishing Bizarre AI Slop Fan Fiction About Its Robots Solving Absurd Crimes
Flailing robot cop company Knightscope has filled its website with AI-generated short stories depicting its products saving the day.
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Love how this survey is basically asking, "Hey, so WHEN the expensive and socially/environmentally harmful expansion happens, what would you like us to maybe think about?" In no way do I feel like it is implying that it will not happen if enough people say no. Fun! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Federal government starts public consultation on future of Toronto's island airport | CBC News
The federal government is starting public consultations on the fate of Toronto's island airport, which the province wants to expand to make room for jets.
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How interesting that Meta called @wired.com "dishonest" and then (quietly) removed the face-recognition system it had previously (also quietly) integrated into an app downloaded onto 50 million phones. Dishonest!
Meta Deletes Face-Recognition System From Its Smart Glasses App After WIRED Report
The code WIRED identified is gone from the latest version of Meta AI, the companion app for the company’s smart glasses. Meta won’t say why or whether it’s coming back.
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This annoys me SO much: reddit has a perfectly functional mobile website for users like me who don't want to download their datamining app, so they've now BROKEN THE SITE COMPLETELY and replaced it with a giant popup demanding you download the app instead futurism.com/future-socie...
Reddit Intentionally Breaks Its Mobile Website, Demanding Users Download Its App Instead
A newly-implemented pop-up — which can't be closed — begs users to "get the app to keep using Reddit," frustrating users.
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Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature. Eight children were murdered in the shooting. futurism.com/future-socie...
In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control
In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.
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This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
I do hope this all turns out to be an unfortunate short-lived trend rather than the future of news.
Google News Now Prominently Featuring Polymarket Bets
Google News has started showing Polymarket bets alongside actual news articles, as controversy over prediction markets gains steam.
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