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@vysetron.pixeldie.com

fun guy pixeldie.com for long form wackgameboy.zone for every GB/GBC game I also talk about card games on the youtube

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D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · 5d ago

for some reason this app tried to lock me out for an age check, then just let me in anyway a few hours later??? I am not giving fucking bluesky a shred of docs, place ain't worth it if I vanish off of this platform soon y'all know why

D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · last wk.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but if calling it a remaster is what it takes to get reprints of old editions of games that deserve it? fine, cool, go full video games industry if you gotta Arkham 2nd Ed is an all-timer and should be perpetually in print, this is a good thing

a screenshot of "Arkham Horror Remastered"'s cover from the FFG announcement of their "vault" re-releases. there's 1920's shooting a gribbly. you know what AH is about prob
D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · last wk.

that splatoon raiders game is really something, or more accurately a lot of little things feels less like a traditional looter shooter and more like a super abridged Monster Hunter, but minus crafting? problem is I'm not 100% sure the progression and structure fully gel for me. still fun though!

A Splatoon Raiders win screen. Big Man (a giant stingray) is leaping from a small mech towards a treasure chest in a sort of belly flop, with the player character hanging on
D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · 2w ago

I'm a couple hours into AI The Somnium Files and thus far the only thing Date has detected in this alleged detective game is a receptionist's cleavage

D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · 3w ago

played the new @solisgamestudio.bsky.social release, Six-Sided Seas. 2p push your luck with just a bit more decision space than most of those. 3 win conditions (money, glory, violence) seems like a lot, but the game is a whole 20 mins so it doesn't overwhelm. super charming, fits in a playmat tube!

Six-Sided Seas in play. There are dice on ship spaces, as well as two islands I took over. My ship is on 2/10 HP, but I plundered so much that I won by a hair, which is good bc I was super dead next turn.
D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · last mo.

Xbox news is as horrible as expected, but my biggest takeaway is them wanting to up user counts from a billion a year to a billion a day that's the kind of insanity that doesn't normally escape the slide deck we're just making up numbers, saying them aloud, and calling it Leadership (tm)

D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · last mo.

played and enjoyed the new addition of Samurai, Hanami! the game is as excellent as ever, but I question these power cards. they're wildly uneven in power, and one (pictured) doesn't even work as-is (there aren't 1 power player tiles in those types) happy with the game but will be ignoring those

Hanami endgame, 2p Tokyo map covered in red and yellow tiles. I lost by 1 in the tiebreaker!Rainy Day card "Flip and 1 or 2 strength flower, lantern, or onigiri player tile facedown."
D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · last mo.

animal plane game opinions! while it sacrifices some of the charm of the original, I would be lying if I said this wasn't the best playing Star Fox game we've had also Slippy has had such a glowup it's honestly incredible backloggd.com/u/Vysetron/r...

Vysetron's review of Star Fox | Backloggd

It is buck wild that Velan landed this gig, and I'm extremely happy that they did because the studio that made Knockout City deserves to make money for a change. Remaking SF64 for the 4th time (arguab...

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D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · last mo.

I'm officially allowed to have opinions about the Star Fox remake

A campaign complete screen from Star Fox (2026). It's on expert difficulty and every stage is medal'd. 1413 hits, 2 lives remaining.
D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · last mo.

finally had time to bang out a playthrough of the new Star Fox, played the same route for comparison I'm a bit mixed on it? it plays great, and it makes several changes that I'd overall say are positive (Slippy rules now!), but it def lacks some charm and the performances are a bit too reserved

D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · 2mo ago

Not fully back in the writing swing (moving cross country is hard!), but I played the new Star Fox demo and had to return for a sanity check. backloggd.com/u/Vysetron/r...

D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · 2mo ago

been playing old Star Foxes in prep for the new one (not Adventures, too long) and I've realized that if I do a ranked piece I'd be immediately accused of rage baiting related, god Star Fox Command is so damn good. the true Star Fox 3, a game with New Ideas, almost all of which work!

D@vysetron.pixeldie.com · 3mo ago

second thought - it's incredibly rich that BGG's content policy is being set and upheld by the guy who publicly posted about how jesus helped him recover from 20+ years of jacking off that's not a joke, that actually happened, you can still read it here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/puz...

Bumfuzzled 2 - More Peculiar Wooden Puzzles!

Whimsical, hand-designed, laser cut wooden puzzles!

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Amabel Holland@amabel.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"I denied your ad request on BGG because I spend my free time curing demonic possession, and also I think you shouldn't publish your game which I think you made in ignorance of the real depravity of Satan and his works" is a fucking insane thing to write in an email www.reddit.com/r/boardgames...