couple who’s into sounding gets a husband stitch on their penis holes

my cool wound

what her fucking problem

just smoked the shit that got me watching hour and a half long anti-transhumanism lectures

do i look like jesus cowboy eminem (in color)

*conjures up a curious image in my mind* hmmm no i don’t like that one

why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck

i’m much much more talkative since transitioning. i can’t shut myself up sometimes. it turns out the only thing fettering my otherwise unfettered ADHD was a wall of dysphoria

never tried tweeting this before: i felt ugly as fuck today

i just ate more than half of an entire small piece of cheese in one bite.

I’m not kidding: those who delegate all their writing, thinking and creative expression to machines are going to wake up one day and discover that they can no longer write or think. You need to make your own art. You need to keep your brain working. You need to stay human.

i can’t get bottom surgery until trump dies cause i gotta jack off on his grave