irelephant
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Failing Optimist. he/him.[...] View full profile at https://app.wafrn.net/blog/irelephant
i didn’t think it was physically possible, but there’s finally something worse than `curl | sh`
![A piece of lua code. It contains a function called `extract_preloader`. It uses a html parser to extract every script with a type of `application/json`, then iterates over those to find ones with a given structure.
The full contents of the unfinished function is pasted below:
local function extract_preloader(html_page, query_name)
local html_root = html.parse(html_page)
local json_elements = html_root:select("[type='application/json']")
for element in ipairs(json_elements) do
local json_content = element:getcontent()
local decode_status, decoded_content = helpers.safe_json.decode(json_content)
if not decode_status then
break
end
if helpers.check_nested_field(decoded_content, "require", 1, 4) then
local bboxes = decoded_content.require[1][4]
for _, bbox in ipairs(bboxes) do
bbox = bbox.__bbox
if bbox.require then
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Local radio stations claim to play the latest hits, and then play hot to go and ordinary every hour.
Mark Zuckerberg's assistant at Meta, Josh Felker, who was responsible for Meta's "digital experiences for kids," was arrested after admitting he tried to sext a 13-year-old during an undercover sting. nypost.com/2026/07/20/u...
Exclusive | Meta worker who developed ‘digital experiences for kids’ admits to trying to sext child in undercover NYC sting
He admitted he had been grooming and sexting someone he thought was a 13-year-old girl during a sting by vigilante group Predator Poachers Long Island.
nypost.com
I don't usually care for soccer/football, but I need england to lose for tomorrow
I think that if you're googling the symptoms of a condition you suspect you have, you should also Google the symptoms of something you definitely don't have and see how many you have.
was annoyed at a vscodium extension popping up with a certain function every time i opened a certain repository so i clicked "don't show this again" and oh my god this should be illegal
your package is on its way! we don't know anything about it! we don't even HAVE it yet, lol! do you want to hear about the label? we worked really hard on the label!
the goose when it discovers it was not valued: #goose #goosewasnotvalued #birds #birdsofmastodon #NaturePhotography #photography
you ever just code something