Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield when my dog lets me. alt txt of banner is Perla the husky mix, a perfect dog who tolerates me alt txt of PFP - from Edward Gorey's alphabet "N is for Neville who died of ennui"
anyway, the secret is to only eat foods that already give you diarrhea
If they made the terminator now, they’d have him go to a lot of wrong houses, and when they go “no, my name is Sally Colvert” he would apologize and compliment her on calling him out on being at the wrong house
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
listen it’s just too fucking hot. especially considering how fucking hot it is
my dog’s zoomies morphed from: “bringing me the toy to throw for her to chase” effortlessly into “my dog running at full speed as far away from the toy as possible wherever it was thrown”
the year is 2026. the only food people can eat is boiled ice cubes
Deus Ex, when I found the Dragon’s Tooth sword. That thing was so overpowered, and it awakened the degenerate, power-gaming min-maxer in me
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 22h agoName the first videogame that made you feel truly powerful.
tfw you were meant to be roaming the steppes of Siberia, killing small furry creatures at will, not this comfy air conditioned bullshit
(holding loaf of bread) "take, eat, for this is my buddy"
as a former theatre kidde, let me just say: RESPECT
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
oh my child, when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was in those moments that I didn't care about you that much
![Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e72cwu7fen37hzzzhwy6mkxp/bafkreidwcbwyxe7da62scgftghy4l7oiml5l2v6w2yja556zehimvfoxwy)
Give a man a fish and he’ll find a way to fuck it. Teach a man to fish and they are sure to decimate the species.
Nope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass
It once again gives me no pleasure to learn for the millionth time that eating healthier feels better
anyway, this Letterkenny outtake (Tanis at 24 seconds in, I think I have the link pointing right at it) is my favorite kind. where the laugh just kind of outruns the joke, and the person saying it just can't finish it. youtu.be/WtwuTSmNMtg?...
The FUNNIEST Letterkenny Bloopers That Completely Broke the Cast
YouTube video by TheAListInsider
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life is like a box of chocolates a lot of it is pretty gross if you're being honest about it
the simple fact is if your argument for your faction of the democratic party is "we know how to win," then there's no way george w bush spends a decade terrorizing us with iraq and recession. no way trump fucks up covid and is *sitting in the white house right now*. no. you dont know how to win.
I just deleted a post that involved the character "reginald cheesenip the fourth" so don't say I never did anything for you.
I wish I had learned stuff early in life, so that now I could be avoiding DOING it and not have to spend my time avoiding learning it.
I was busy today and almost forgot every dumb thing I have ever said or done for a sec, but don’t worry, it’s all coming back to me