Gastroparesis sucks. That is all.

I love how Nasima (cat) gets all spooked at thunder and hides under my legs until she decides it’s safe and then tries to play it off like she was only there for my benefit 😂🤣😂

I have an important decision: mac and cheese or mashed potatoes?

Ok. Hear me out. Lake Freddy Franklin…🥸

Before anyone asks: no, I am not paying attention. I am busy playing music in my head. We can talk when my fingers get faster. Stupid Bumble-bee 😑

I swear: the older I get, the younger I was 😵‍💫

Hello new friends, nice to meetcha 🥳 A totally pleasant surprised given the cr@ppy day I had yesterday. I’m delighted you chose me as your friend. Disclaimer: I can be all over the place. Think rubber balls thrown into an empty room. Here’s some fantastic visuals

How can UB having a fine a.m. & some1 NA clearly crappy mood can say it’s u, criticize the movie u’ve pulled up4the most ridiculous reason & now u feel awkward/uncomfortable watching it. Then says have a good day. All N 10mins. Now u feel sick & wanna cry bc u don’t know if u should watch ur movie😭

So we have measles, cyclosporiasis, salmonella (or is it E. coli?), flesh eating bacteria & glass in popsicles. Whatcha got next on your bingo card?? Mine’s brain eating amoeba & the discovery that screw worms can infect humans more easily/often than thought (only case I know of was last year)

Question: If you knew you got a brain worm from a bear eaten at a family reunion, would you then eat same said bear 1yr later as jerky and then be surprised you have brain worms yet again?

They’re too busy body slamming twinkies…

Joyce White Vance@joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 4w ago

Cyclospora is about more than Americans getting sick. It’s about the cost of grift and broken institutions. And it raises questions about why DOJ, which has jurisdiction, doesn’t seem to be doing anything. joycevance.substack.com/p/bad-food?r...

To everything a season 😂🤣😂🤣

I feel terrible, but… I just couldnt let my mom believe “Ancient Apocalypse” was an actual documentary.

This is a 3D view of the heat build up in this El Niño. And there’s still about 3-4 months of heating to go! Remarkable. #elnino

Jeff Berardelli @weatherprof.bsky.social · last mo.

Watch as the East Pacific Morphs into a Monster El Niño - the strongest ever observed! This shows how surface and subsurface temperatures have heated dramatically since (relative to) last fall. The heat travels there under the surface from an overheated West Pacific Warm Pool… 1/

Can we try trickle up now??

My husband is older than me by enough so that I cannot understand how he made it through the 90’s without seeing Tank Girl, Airheads, or SFW while I did 😳🤯😱

Ok, I know this might not mean much to the people who aren’t me (and I get it), but I finally gained a pound!!! I have been trying to for a week bc I started to & then kept losing waaay too much in waaay to short a time (think 13lbs in 6 days). Gastroparesis sucks big blue donkey dong.

If u want to act bitter bc u lost the primary u were going for & then choose to talk sh!t because u can’t lose gracefully, then the next time u run for senate primary or if u become senate choice I will not vote for u. You’ve proven you are more interested in yourself than recognizing the problem.

When do we get to pay congress $2.15/hr…taxed? Without paid medical leave, health insurance, vacation, sick days, security. Absolutely nothing the waiter or waitress at the crappiest paying restaurant in the US or US territory gets…

If you’re taking medical advice from a orange dovche bag who eats endless cheeseburgers, thinks himself 6’10, and thinks bodies work like batteries so if you exercise you die faster, then whatever happens next is on you. No complaining about predictable consequences…

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling "Unsafe". Salem rich trials. 🔥🔥🔥

I’ve reached the point (again) where I think everybody should just stay home and stop paying taxes. Let the churches, Trumptenites, and billionaires pay them. No taxation without representation and all…

During my clin psych memory test I was asked to name animals as fast as I could. I don’t think fast under pressure. My first word was platypus. When I finished he told me I had good words. I said: “The best. Many people say no one has words like mine.”

The only thing Republicans truly want to own is other people…

Good news!!! I may not be able to sleep, but I just remembered the last name of the kid who sat in front of me in third grade home room 🥴

Anybody else read “The Years of Rice and Salt?” I’m about to finish it and I will be turning around and rereading it because I don’t remember all the lives 😫 Very unique and interesting book. Eleventy million stars ⭐️

My phone just auto corrected the word “jalapeño” to “kale penis,” and I’m not sure how to feel about that 😂🤣😂 I can categorically say I have most definitely never used those words in that order in my life…everybody else’s ai breaks into companies, and mine just puts nonsensical words together 🤦‍♀️

Has anybody told trump that barricading himself in the White House won’t keep him president; that it’s not the home that makes folks president? Would probably save a lot of trouble later if they start explaining that to him now…

“My daughter was learning how to read in that kindergarten classroom,” Roth said. “Do I want to explain the concept of adultery? These are adult themes.” www.click2houston.com/news/local/2...

New lawsuit uses Texas religious-freedom law to challenge Ten Commandments mandate

The parents are asking a Harris County judge to order the removal of the posters before students return to school. A hearing is scheduled for Friday.

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