KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
Wallace
@wallace.bsky.social
Professor of Constitutional Law at Princeton Law School, specializing in the 18th Amendment. Former legal analyst for Crossfire.
My solution to our dysfunctional politics is to give voters a binky
The Michigan primary result you should really be fretting about is the Ann Arbor mayoral primary, where the pro-housing incumbent (Christopher Taylor) lost to the nimby-aligned DSA guy (Yousef Rabhi)
2016 and 2024 permanently scarred me. I don’t wanna know about the latest ballot drop. Please don’t tell me the polls were off. Even the “I’ve seen enough” jokes make me queasy
fun test of your perception of time is how you interpret the phrase "their generation" in this post
Adam B. Vary@adambvary.bsky.social · 2d agoAlso, having a real-life movie star couple headline your movie has been a time-honored Hollywood tradition for nearly a century. It doesn't always work, but Zendaya & Tom Holland have had a chokehold on their generation since their Lip-Sync Battle in 2017.
Alexi Giannoulias doesn't go far enough, under my plan I would make all 2.7 million people in Chicago a cop
Washington, D.C. - Aug. 2, 2026—Protests against diaper mandates are springing up across the country as toddlers are increasingly refusing to accept the elite consensus. “Americans are tired of being told we can’t exercise our right to poop on the floor,” said the Heritage Foundation’s Bryan Blort
If Lindsey Graham is dead why is he still posting on his alt
warrior cop@wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 5d agoEvery dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
my basically brand new work laptop is glitchy, slow, and runs out of battery way faster than it should, and I'm 80% sure it's because microsoft is continuously running various AI features in the background. looking forward to more of that
Michael Derby@michaelsderby.bsky.social · 7d agoConsider yourself warned: Microsoft is about to supercharge Copilot: “Copilot is evolving rapidly from chat to Cowork to autopilots...one super app spanning both consumer and commercial experience." Via Gizmodo
Flowers are like "hey you bumble bee, come over here and help me have sex with my neighbor"
Will Stancil v. Kat Abughazaleh is Bluesky's Frazier v. Ali. Two top tier professional poasters at the height of their prime, going toe to toe. Thrilling stuff. Congratulations if you have no idea what I'm talking about
Pet peeve: organizations whose name is an acronym who at some point in the past decided to ditch the component words of the acronym and have scrubbed their website of all references to the fully spelled out name
Cabot seriously sharp in the 1.5 lb block. Gotta be the big block, better that way for some reason
Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
Emily Wilson is not on X, another victory for the Bluesky loyalists
Joshua J. Friedman@joshuajfriedman.com · last wk.Incredible
Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?
Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · 2w agoRemarkable camera angle of President Trump as he listens to Wall Street Journal reporters receiving an award for their investigation into Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — which they pursued despite Trump’s threats and lawsuit.
I would take a 50% chance of $50,000 over a guarantee of $1 billion, because money is the root of all evil and I want to remain Pure of Heart
4th amendment nerds go wild
Zack Whittaker@zackwhittaker.com · 2w agoNew, by me: The Justice Department is prosecuting an American for allegedly providing U.S. border agents with a "duress" passcode that wiped the contents of his phone when they entered it. We've confirmed the phone was running GrapheneOS. Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260724...
there are a lot of reasons it would be fun to be a superstar athlete, but an underrated one is being able to do shit like this--skip the handshake, decline the white house invitation. must feel so good
Argentina's Cristian Romero skips Trump handshake at World Cup final
Argentina soccer star Cristian Romero did not shake hands with U.S. President Donald Trump during the World Cup medal ceremony. Was it deliberate?
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If you have a gas stove and you have kids, you should be running your hood vent at full blast every time you burn gas. Or switch to induction.
Sammy Roth@sammyroth.bsky.social · 2w agoInsane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
If 25% of the population believed that a creature called ‘Glonzo’ caused high power prices by chewing through transmission lines, any competent politician would be negligent in not trying to find a way to exploit this. This doesn’t mean that these people wouldn’t be fucking morons.
The year is 2048. The eleventh winter of the Poasting Wars. Mankind has divided into two violently opposed factions: pro-stancil and anti-stancil. Only one can survive
Can't wait to watch the Grok AI Odyssey while sitting on my 30-minute hyperloop from New York to Chicago where a fully self-driving Tesla will pick me up and take me home
Just discovered I’ve inexplicably had this sitting in my shower for an unknown number of years. Throwing it away to see if that fixes anything
Whenever sunrise is, my baby wakes up 60 minutes before it. You cannot hurt me in a way that matters
Holland Oates@phinsphan.bsky.social · 3w agoPeople are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises