Went from being respectful to oomf to telling him I want him to do unspeakable things to me literally anywhere idc anymore

It’s crazy how good you feel after a haircut 💇🏽‍♂️

As a young gay kid in the suburbs who loved old monster movies, Rocky Horror saved my life more than once. It made me feel understood, part of a community, and part of a longer history. I, and many others like me, am here in no small part because of Tim Curry’s fearless, exhilarating performances.

They’re sooo cute and hangry. Poor babies look super underfed :(

turn it up fggt!!@wargos.bsky.social · 3w ago

Agreed to foster kittens again. I know I’m going to regret this in a few days.

Agreed to foster kittens again. I know I’m going to regret this in a few days.

Dealing with an upset tummy :(

I really want to play Big Walk but don’t have anyone to play with

Fighting an infection, don’t feel too good, and my anxiety is fearing the worst even though my Dr seems completely unalarmed.

Following the most beautiful man on earth, the man I dreamt up as a little gay boy, and finding out he’s taken, married, and worst of all in a monogamous relationship 💔

Called in sick to work with a fever and other symptoms and now I’m dealing with a manager complaining I’ve been doing this every week which I haven’t? Ridiculous.

Woke up late with only 5 mins to get ready for werk …

Why is there a block limit on Sniffies?

Oh wow bgb is gone he said fuck this place

Gay men will think up of any excuse to post their amazing butts and I’m here for it 👅

Will@fullmetalhimbo.bsky.social · last mo.

Defend your butt card

You can tell when oomf is happy in a relationship bc they aren’t posting as much here.

unfollowed a lot of ppl from a past era of my life. out with the old ...

these fuckers do not think before they add this shit into everything

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · last mo.

New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...

made the best and quickest chicken salad ever (again). it's so good every time, even without the horseradish creme fraiche added to it. (I forgot to take a picture of my plate, I was too hungry)

spring chicken salad toasts

Chicken, cucumbers, radishes, herbs, and a dollop of horseradish crème fraîche in a fresher chicken salad approach.

smittenkitchen.com

I always end up giving bear in photos when irl I’m otter more or less

Lounged around all day

You should follow a Turkish oil wrestling account. It’s so life affirming.

I’ve been so lazy all day. I think I really did need that.

the doodoo lettuce waiting for u to eat it

Chopped Mystique is not real. Chopped Mystique can’t hurt you.

Said goodbye to my girl Flo today. She was the sweetest and prettiest girl. She loved sushi and basking in the sun. Her calming aura made everyone who met her instantly fall in love. I’ll miss u mama, I love you. ❤️

Why is Siri recommending cañón as a reply ???

He’s gone to his new family 😭.

turn it up fggt!!@wargos.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Someone liked this and it’s reminded me it’s been a month since I’ve taken care of this baby. He’s supposed to go with my coworker tomorrow but I’ve grown so attached to him I wish I could keep him. He’s the sweetest cat and he has the same bday as me too 😭 I love him.

I’m sorry guys but Taco Bell is NOT good.

Wait so the source of the diarrhea bacteria is Taco Bell?? 🔔

Someone liked this and it’s reminded me it’s been a month since I’ve taken care of this baby. He’s supposed to go with my coworker tomorrow but I’ve grown so attached to him I wish I could keep him. He’s the sweetest cat and he has the same bday as me too 😭 I love him.

turn it up fggt!!@wargos.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Anyone in Houston looking for a kitten to take in and love and cherish? DM ME!!