Warlach

@warlach.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈 Queer, Polyam, Pan, He/Him ✍️ Alright writer 🎨 Eager artist 🧚 Amateur folklorist 💰 MarComms + Digi Strat for NFPs 💜: Film, sumo, politics, musicals, Batman 🚫: TERFs, racists, Nazis, Steve, *phobes Invented 'Don't @ me'! Proof: https://linktr.ee/warlach

Obviously people have their favourites, and that's subjective, but I guarantee you I know the people who created the biggest AI tool. Mr and Mrs Altman.

🎶 𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳... 🎶 But, like, gold is famously an excellent conductor of heat, so why would a gold finger be cold? Guys, I'm beginning to doubt that Shirley Bassey knows anything about thermal conductivity...

So... Lindsay Graham clearly has been in a consensual, loving and deeply closeted relationship with Mitch McConnell, right? The latter was gone and he stopped holding on... 🏳️‍🌈 It's actually really beautiful 🥹 #LoveWins #USPol

I was just looking up a Lord of the Rings gif by searching for the quote - normal Thursday night - only to see this. Advertising. Right there in the Gemini summary. Blatant, barely connected advertising. Amazing.

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In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

LO, right after Trump corruptly intervened to get a player unsuspended, the US soccer team got fucking destroyed. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Not Graham Platner!? Nooo! 😭 Who would have thought the problematic¹, victim blaming², anti-semitic view promoting³, Nazi tattoo having⁴, cheating moron⁵ - to name just a few of his issues - would also (allegedly) be a violent rapist!? 🤯 (🧵 for receipts) #USPol

Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her

The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”

politico.com

Sometimes I worry I lean too hard into Single Middle-aged Man mode. Other times I invent breakfast nachos - chopped pikelets, double cream, crab apple jelly - you can eat with a fork while working, and I realise I may be a God... 🥞

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As someone who works for charities and NFPs, I feel this in my bones. I especially love when the crazies accuse us of manufacturing issues to raise money, as if people working for charities aren't doing three people's jobs for a third of the pay.

bijan@bijan.bsky.social · last mo.

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

I'm on the Enshittification Diet - it's great, basically I can eat anything I want! I just order whatever i like through Uber Eats, Menulog, whatever but then I am only allowed to eat the food the incompetent systems actually ends up at my place. I'm down 10kg! 🙌