"Kapura" - Max Golden - "Do Not Eat"
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lead gameplay programmer: br systems for apex legends. formerly: fortnite, spiderman. Car looker-at. expressed opinions non-representative of employers'.
Idk lol "I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan and he died. I knew what I was doing was illegal. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour." is pretty fuckin legendary
Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal charges in the killing of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO
Mangione was charged with two federal stalking counts and faces a maximum penalty of life in prison in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
nbcnews.com
mario is real and when you turn the nintendo off it hurts him
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
you can build the capacity to do a wild number of push-ups by training them once a week. all you have to do is set the bar low enough so that you can, without fail, always perform at least one more than you did the week before. this works even if you can only do 1 right now
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
every theater your momma goes to is a theater in the round
i know this will probably get me crucified, but i wish fallout new vegas didn't crash
i will continue to leave reviews like "i love my orange son" for Lego Arcanine until the lego group either starts sampling me the sets early or bans me from reviewing them
Here's Amazon's two new planned fossil-fuelled AI data centres next to the ENTIRE POWER GRIDS OF SEVERAL LARGE COUNTRIES Together, the two gas-burning data centres will emit more than Spain's entire grid, if built
Thinking, as I often do, about this tumblr post
watching cis people repeatedly fail to find a way to counter the conservatives' emphasis on sex and thus watch them hopelessly struggle as conservatives bring back extremely invasive "sex testing" and defund or destroy women's organizations and social spaces is so. wow lol
if you are rich, and want to fund some weird transsexual bullshit, like, listen, you can buy me, I'm so buyable. this is not a shitpost.
Monkey Island Creator's Next Game Is Funded By A Rich Guy Because He Was Tired Of Bad Publisher Deals
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island https://theonion.com/trump-downplays-significance-of-trump-tower-found-on-epstein-island/
We're ride or fucking die for Vincent D'Onofrio in this web zone
Best MCU villain.
A cinema employee didn't make a hand drawn Spider-Man poster saying 'inconViniences' just so you could tell me that AI is inevitable
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
My god, what an image. Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns.
Spain removes remains of 11th century kings from monastery as wildfire rages reut.rs/4zAAN4r
>Trojans bring a big wooden Trojan horse into their city >The term “Trojan horse” literally means “a trick or device that lets an enemy get inside a safe place” Why would they do this? Were the Trojans stupid?
Netflix co-CEO Greg Peters just told investors that Night School's latest release, Unhinged, became one of its two most successful cloud game launches. Evidently, that wasn't enough to save the studio or its workforce.
The "centrist" think tank Third Way is looking to pay someone between $140,000 and $150,000 to spend their days trying to dig up dirt on DSA members. They're trying to sell this gig as "anti-extremism" work, which I find completely disgusting.
the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening
the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%
I’m doing a bit but it does belie the actual truth of the previous push for a better society: it only came off as hollow and cloying when it was co-opted by capitalists to sell us a vision of a better world without any action.
“Universities denounced themselves as complicit in systemic racism.” Well yes, my university for example held the charred bones of Black children killed by Philadelphia police and at least one faculty member was using them to teach forensics so yes, gosh, there was some necessary self-denouncing
finally reading the Atlantic piece on “Woke 1” and it’s interesting how even in their attempt to list the movement’s sins they struggle to identify anything significant
Dear cis people, Please, for the love of G-d, stop using the terms "biological male" and "biological female." They're scientifically meaningless. Sex is a bimodal cluster categorization. The brain is biological, no? There is no one factor that's universally determinative of sex and gender.
I’m glad that there’s been more coverage of this, but I must also point out that we - the actual Lebanese - have been saying that Israel’s goal is to make south Lebanon unliveable for nearly 2 years. I said this myself multiple times. We are simply not believed *because* we are Lebanese.
"FT has found evidence of controlled detonations and demolitions by Israeli forces and civilian contractors in dozens of border communities." Most of the destruction happened *after* the April ceasefire when territory was already under Israeli control (dark red dots). www.ft.com/content/25bc...
NYT when progressive beats centrist by 1.0%: Only won "narrowly," doesn't mean anything NYT when centrist beats progressive by 0.4%: "STUNNING LOSS," progressives must never be allowed to run again
Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.
Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.
Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.
deadline.com
The push for Harry Potter the TV show is going to be completely enormous—they're debuting it on fucking Christmas—and it is the responsibility of TV critics to contextualize this as rewarding the world's most transphobic billionaire (which is saying something) in everything we write about it.