I have an lcd soundsystem appointment tonight

HIGH IN A CIRCLE K BATHROOM TALKED HEADS PLAYING IS ALL I CAN HEAR FRIGHTENED BY THE AUTOMATICALLY FLUSHING TOILET

happy birthday #kavinsky 💙🌕

THERES A LOVE LOVE LOVE EMERGENCY!!! did this for my gf's birthday ^_^ 💚 #etjusticepourtous #justiceband #gaspardaugé #xavierderosnay

The Hitchhiker from Rubber (my favourite :333) #rubber2010 #rubbermovie #etjusticepourtous #gaspardaugé

How it feels waiting for the work meeting to start and your coworker mentions survival horror and involves you so now you have to talk about Resident Evil like a chud in front of your boss and the therapist and then you later go on to reveal how much you hate the company you work for and the irrever

Circle is an orange word

MORE resident evil justice but this time its gaspard and xavier in leon and luis's original outfits ^_^ #etjusticepourtous #residentevil4

Pov youre a survival game protagonist. please like i hurt my back taking this pictur

one time i messed up telling a joke so i cut myself off and sadly said "messi when clean walks in." i have speech impediments so any time i unrecoverably stutter while talking Luka sighs and says "just say 'messi when clean walks in'"

Gaspard and Xavier but theyre Leon and Luis because ive been playing so much resident evil 4 remake lately #etjusticepourtous #residentevil4

my coworker playing genshin impact: ok Nerd Buddy im gonna use you as a good luck charm! i have a gambling addiction me punching mosquitoes to death before ive even clocked in: okay sounds goo

my girlfriend leans in for a kiss and by reflex i parry it

Sometimes i come into work and find new bullshit ive never seen before. I dont know what this is. I dont know what my coworkers do during the day. Is this washed. Do i have to wash it

I heard theyre removing the letter J from the alphabet

Awful machine. Soulless device made by fools. Despicable contraption of discontent.

bioenginered toothbrush

I be eatin seaweed loud as hell

I had a dream that eBay had a secret mascot known as the eBay creature. It looked like this, was about the size of a cat, had a tail like a komondor, and it was made of upholstery foam. It was made in 1998 but it didnt get popular so eBay never mentioned it again

Gaspard and Xavier of Justice but theyre furries (made for my OC's universe) #etjusticepourtous #justiceband #furryart #zeppeled

Swinging a set of keys on my finger makes me feel so powerful

And yes im gonna be playing on the new album

partial to Bill Murray@watersofnazareth.bsky.social · 4mo ago

If i dont land this job application to be a Gerber baby im gonna audition to be the new guitarist for the strokes

If i dont land this job application to be a Gerber baby im gonna audition to be the new guitarist for the strokes

I think my dream concert is Mac DeMarco and Father John Misty with a surprise Julian Casablancas cameo

I stepped out of the shower and accidentally startled one of the cats. She puffed up and jumped out of the bathroom, then came back in with an aux cable??? Does she want me to hook it up to her phone??

Listening to kraftwerk and dancing around like a computer

I have been "vibe checking" lately. Rather than creating

I should be working with animatronics or computers. Why am i in the mental health workforce and why am i listening to this on the clock