wouter bolsterlee

@wbolster.nl

software dev by day 🧑🏼‍💻, musician by night 🎶🎹🎷, human being throughout 🙃 music, tech, society, urbanism, future of the planet, ally 👗🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🇺🇦 🏠 the hague, netherlands 🇳🇱🇪🇺🌍 🗣️ english, dutch 🤓 https://github.com/wbolster

‘talk is cheap, show me the code’ was a proxy: it implied that an idea was conceptually thought through, proven to be technically feasible, had a clear relation to existing architecture, etc. now that (clanking out) code is ‘cheap’, that's still true, but apparently easy to forget. *yells at cloud*

ah wow someone actually built it: the ‘#ai → 💩’ enshittifier browser extension

Enshittifier — replace AI with 💩

The web is drowning in AI. We replace it with 💩. In your browser. In your fonts.

enshittifier.wells.ee

wouter bolsterlee@wbolster.nl · 10mo ago

asking for a friend… has someone, by any chance, already built a cloud-to-butt browser extension, 2025 edition? #ai LLM → LyingLM AI → AI 🤡 artificial intelligence → aRtiFiCiaL iNtEgiLeNcE!! agentic → agentic 🧟‍♂️🤖 ChatGPT → ChadGTP 😫

rustedpy/result (a library with a Result type for #python) is no more. it was an interesting experiment, but ultimately unsuccessful. rip 🪦 as a (former) co-maintainer, i've just closed all issues and pull requests, and archived the repo: github.com/rustedpy/res...

Project Status: UNMAINTAINED · Issue #201 · rustedpy/result

Hi everyone, I've been meaning to write this for a long time. As can be noticed from the queue of PRs and unanswered issues, this project is no longer receiving the attention and maintenance it nee...

github.com

this needs settling, so here goes: 📣 ‘zee stud’ is the the correct way to pronounce zstd (zstandard) ❌️ zed standard (boring, too long) ❌️ zee standard (same, but with a german accent) ❌️ zed es tee dee (a std?! yuck) ❌️ zee es tee dee (worse, a german-sounding disease) ✅️zee stud (short, easy)

zstd - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Too many keys on a piano. How am I supposed to remember what they all do? There should be just one key that plays a song in its entirety. And there should be a machine that can press the key and listen to the song on my behalf. I don't need to be involved.

been avoiding uppercase letters for many years already. lazy i hear you say? now it's apparently a sign that i am *not* a lazy human 🙃 > laconic lowercase messaging has one big advantage: it suggests you didn’t entirely outsource the tedious business of communicating with other human beings to ai

How can you tell if your boss has a big ego? Their email habits are a definite tell | Emma Beddington

Only those in unassailable positions of power would ditch capital letters – or reply to colleagues with a thumbs up emoji, writes Emma Beddington

theguardian.com

how it started: visited a modern dance 🧑🏼‍🩰 performance tonight, had a wine 🍷 or two afterwards… hey cool i hear live music 🎶 further down the building! how it ended: joined the band 🎹 with a singer i met two minutes earlier 😎 (yes i admit those wines did help get me on stage 🙃)

🤔 i would like a shorthand syntax in #python for ‘foo=foo’, similar to ‘{foo}’ in javascript/typescript, e.g. f(foo=foo, bar=bar) → f(=foo, =bar) it also composes nicely with *args and **kwargs syntax: f(*args, **kwargs, foo=foo, **more_kw, bar=bar) → f(*args, **kwargs, =foo, **more_kw, =bar)

shoutout to the person who scribbled a complaint in the margin of this 50yo book (which i found in a ‘minibieb’ street library) using the pseudo-intellectual faux latin phrase ‘in ultima analysi’, stating ‘nonsense! analysis is greek, not latin’. amen brother 🙌🏼, neither is it italian 🤝🏼 #lingsky

reader complaint in the margin of an old book. book in dutch, with a weird latin phrase used for no good reason. nonsense! it says