//I swear I have the same kind of memory problems Mumei had.
Wolverine π³οΈβπ (parody)
@weaponx1974.bsky.social
Angry. Two hundred years old. Dark themes. Straight. Violent. Crass. Written by #Trashmouth. Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit. Animalistic. Both an X-Man and an Avenger.
"God, I just want a day without hatin' myself."
Took knows when you been good or bad and when youβre sleeping too far
ebisback.bsky.social@ebisback.bsky.social Β· yesterdayImagine that ππ‘
"Jubes is okay. Thank God. Can't stand losing anyone else."
"Hey, jackass, Alba's been askin' about ya."
Erik Lehnsherr@heirofgenosha.bsky.social Β· 4d ago"Alright, who said I expired?" [He only wants to talk]
"Meh. More for me. Let's talk, huh?" He doesn't know she's mute, so.
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 5d agoShe shook her head... Not really...
"If nothin' else, I respect yer bravery. Or stupidity. I ain't decided which."
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 5d agoShe isn't backing off either!.... He asked for her to get closer.
He ain't like Victor. Sabretooth woulda gutted her soon as look at her. He's giving her a chance to back off.
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 5d agoNear her face doesn't mean it hits her.... She closes her eyes for a second, but other than that small flinch, she doesn't move.
"You ain't nothin', kid. I fought Apocalypse himself. I came back from the dead so many damn times, I lost count."
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 5d agoStopping right in front of him with a big ass smirk and a hand on her hip.
Damn it. Unless she's a visible threat, he can't gut her."
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 5d agoShe is getting closer...
"You still got a chance, kid. Turn away from it all. You don't want this ta be yer life." He sighed as well, but more out of tiredness than anything. He was gonna try to help her if he could.
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 5d agoHer eyes, no matter what, did had that coldness to them, the eyes of someone who measures a lot of things more than human life... But Neo just sighed and shrugged....
"Reason I don't get close ta folks is cause, one way or another, I outlive 'em. I always have and will. A longer life ain't always a good one."
"I've been around for a long time and I've been killin' for all that time." Logan didn't need his enhanced senses to tell that Neo was a murderer. After enough fights with Victor, he knew that smell.
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 5d agoAgain.... hard to tell if that was hitting on her or not. Neo placed a hand on her hip and raised an eyebrow, staring at him. She did not seem to mind that comment.
Does she not see the claws? He's tryin' to threaten her!
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 6d agoBut it almost sounds like he is hitting on her!!
"Come get a taste of adamantium. I'll cure what ails ya."
πππ ππ¬ π ππππππ«@neopolitanillusion.bsky.social Β· 6d agoWhy not? She is approaching!
If ya need him, don't. He's off in Canada trying to figure out who the hell he was. Somethin' about Lake Alberta is callin' to him.
"Romulus was one of the entities responsible for fuckin' up my mind and forcin' me ta do some fucked up things. Like ruining a kid's life ta make him a super soldier. Hercules ripped the rat fuck son of a bitch in half."
//Got it earlier so I can fully get a handle on Logan's charming personality.
Normandy, France, 1944. D-Day. He jumped with the 1st Canadian Parachute Division. He was part of Canadian special forces, met Cap, saved Natasha, and sliced up Nazis. Even survived the Hiroshima atomic bomb. August 6th, 1945.