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Random moments from Spider-Man comics. Not a bot. These panels were created by humans. Their names in alt text / reply Sibling to podcast That 90s Spider-Man Show. Run by @whatdidjackdo Links, pod + the discord ⇨ linktr.ee/nocontextsm

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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · yesterday

Panel from Alpha Flight #20 (1989)

A man thumps his fist against the door of a public men's restroom.

Man: HEY! How long're you gonna be in there, chum?! COME ON! COME ON! I don't have all day!

Next panel shows us the inside of the bathroom, where The Scorpion is putting his mask on.

The Waffle Press Movie Podcast @thewafflepress.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hangouts 179: SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY, THE ODYSSEY and July Watches with @that90ssmshow.bsky.social @whatdidjackdo.bsky.social ►YouTube: youtu.be/ZqdGkadPKM8 ►SoundCloud: on.soundcloud.com/7qXN30qBcpuD... ►Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Y1i... ►iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY, THE ODYSSEY and Other July Watches

YouTube video by The Waffle Press Movie Podcast

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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2d ago

Panel from Avengers #316 (1990)

An alien runs towards Sersi and Spider-Man, wearing their costumes with the addition of space helmets. Sersi holds out her hand, turning him into a pig as he approaches.

Sersi: …should look the part!
Spider-Man: Wow! Dibs on the ribs, Sers!
Pig: Squeee…?

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2d ago

No Context Spider-Man@nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Spider-Man holds two heavy money bags in each hand. They have a US dollar symbol on them.

Panel from Untold Tales of Spider-Man #7 (1996)

Jack (Earth-6160)@whatdidjackdo.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hello it’s Mr Nasty! Finishing Spider-Man Remastered before I see Brand New Day. Spoilers will be hit with newspaper! twitch.tv/ratboyadvance

That 90s Spider-Man Show @that90ssmshow.bsky.social · 2w ago

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

Peter Parker with a horrifying giant spider body in Spider-Man: The Animated Series

ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈@ryanthomasriddle.com · 2w ago

“Here’s 10 dollars, go see a Star Jaw.”

No Context Spider-Man@nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2w ago

Panel from Spidey Super Stories #31 (1977)

Doctor Doom watches a spaceship flee through a window, arm raised as he turns away.

"So long, SUCKERS! Nothing can stop my STAR JAWS, anyway."

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2w ago

Doom [edited]: So long, Suckers! Nothing can stop my SPACE JAMS anyway.

Chalky 🔅👻🪫♾️🎇💄♈🗝️🪽@chalkywarrior.bsky.social · 2w ago

horribly misread this, thought he said "space jams" instead of "star jaws"

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2w ago

Panel from Spidey Super Stories #25 (1977)
Spider-Man faces off against Doctor Doom, who has his hands cuffed with webbing. Between them in the background we see a smashed mirror frame and two figures disappearing into yellow light.
Narrator: The broken mirror made the Web-Men DISAPPEAR!
Spider-Man: THEY can't help you. Looks as if you're DOOMED... to go to JAIL!

Spider-Man webs Doctor Doom up into a burrito.
THE END

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Romeo Kokriatski@vagrantjourno.bsky.social · 3w ago

MJ used to smoke?!

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #371 (1992)

Black Cat in her (frankly, absurd) new costume, sits on the arm of Peter and Mary Jane's sofa, facing away from them. Peter stands with his arms folded, wearing his Spider-Man costume sans mask. Mary Jane stands further away, eyes closed to her husband's nonsense, drawing a cigarette from her pack.

Peter: And what does my old buddy FLASH THOMPSON think about all this?
Black Cat: I... haven't told him.

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #84 (1983)

Spider-Man embraces Felicia Hardy, with his mask half-up, smiling. Behind them, her (extremely understanding) mother waits for them to finish their goodbyes, holding a a taxi cab door open.

Spider-Man (thinking, wrongly): But everything's gonna be okay now!
Spider-Man: Give me a kiss, lovely lady!
Felicia: Eight days a week, you GORGEOUS arachnid!
Lydia: Felicia, the meter's running!
Felicia: So's mine!

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Panel from Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #9 (2006)

Man-Spider, still wearing a torn Spider-Man costume after being totally transformed into a giant Spider-type-Man, looms over a pile of superheroes, including Spider-Woman, Cyclops, Captain America, Ms. Marvel and Luke Cage. Behind him are walls of webbing that have encased Iron Man and Falcon.

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #267 (1985)

Spider-Man stands on the sidewalk of a residential neighbourhood next to a bus stop sign. He slumps his shoulders sadly as he watches a bus speed away.

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3w ago

"A.I. is the way of the future and we just need to acce..."

Ben Grimm: What would THEY think if...
Spider-Man: SHUT UP!

Sam, the Geeky Citizen@geekycitizen.bsky.social · 3w ago

A.I. is the way of the future and we just need to acce..."

That 90s Spider-Man Show @that90ssmshow.bsky.social · 3w ago

New ep out talkin' Spider Noir, Nicolas Cage, and why not some Brand New Day expectations while we're here... that90sspidermanshow.home.blog/2026/07/12/s...

A montage of images from Spider-Noir including Cage's spider-acting and drunk-acting, the full Noir costume, and Lamorne Morris as Robbie Robertson. Text reads 'Nicolas Cage is "SPIDER-NOIR"

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Panel from Spider-Man Unlimited #2 (1993)

Spider-Man walks away from two gravestones in silhouette. One says 'Norman Osborn Beloved Father' and the other says 'Harry Osborn In Loving Memory'

Spider-Man: Believe it or not some monsters stay DEAD and BURIED forever -- and their ghosts CAN'T haunt you unless you allow them! (thinking) I hope.

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4w ago

Panel from Web of Spider-Man #4 (1985)

Spider-Man steps out of a lorry's driving seat. Cars are gridlocked around him, with drivers in and out of their cars yelling angrily at him.

Angry Man: You JERK! You almost caused a major disaster! My front end is a total loss!
Daily Bugle Reader: Jonah Jameson's right! You're a threat AND a menace!

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4w ago

Panel from Marvel Knights Spider-Man #13 (2005)

Peter Parker approaches Jarvis the butler through a doorway. Jarvis is holding a mug of tea.

Peter: Huh?
Jarvis: Tea?
Peter: Uh, no. What are YOU doing here, Jarvis? Shouldn't you be polishing Iron Man's helmet or something?

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4w ago

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #507 (2004)

A large humanoid figure with glowing yellow eyes, formed entirely of spiders, stands on a New York street.

Spider-Man (off-panel): You know what? You don't look so tough to me. Just one more big strong guy. Made out of spiders. Well, okay, two points for originality.

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4w ago

Panel from Spider-Man 2099 #26 (1994)

Spider-Man (Miguel O'Hara) swings through Nueva York in the rain.

Narrator: If the definition of gaining TRUE wisdom is realizing how much one DOESN'T know... then right now I'm the SMARTEST man on the PLANET.

Adam Star, Master Mind Hitchcocka @adamstar.bsky.social · 4w ago

😍 I can’t even say why. I just love shivery-Trimpe-Spidey. 🤷‍♂️

No Context Spider-Man@nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4w ago

Panel from Marvel Team-Up #109 (1981)

Spider-Man sits in Dazzler's apartment, shaking and clutching the blanket wrapped around him. Behind him a man with a gun holster looks out the window, and Dazzler approaches (in civilian dress) with a cup of tea.

Inside...
Dazzler: Here, Spider-Man! A cup of tea should help! Sorry I don't have any milk or crackers! Unfortunately, I have an agent who keeps getting me charity GIGS!

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4w ago

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · last mo.

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #342 (1990)

Spider-Man, his costume torn to shreds you say, stands alongside Black Cat at the edge of a building rooftop, watching a helicopter fly into the distance with the tiny figure of The Scorpion clinging to the bottom.

Black Cat: Fine. we’re alive. NOW can you tell me what that was all about?!?
Spider-Man: I don’t know

Close-up of his mask, his hair poking through the battle-ravaged mask and one lens smashed.

Spider-Man: But I think we can FIND OUT!

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Spider-Man watches as Puck sits atop a half-destroyed bar counter, downing a stein of beer. Beer spills from his mouth down his chin and onto his uniform.

Panel from Alpha Flight #121 (1993)

A Vanished Ghost 🇨🇦@avanishedghost.bsky.social · last mo.

No Context Spider-Man@nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · last mo.

Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #136 (1987)

Peter, wearing ketchup trousers and a mustard shirt, squats stuck to the wall. Mary Jane passes him a newspaper as she passes by holding boxes.

Peter: Great. Like I need to see myself pilloried in ANOTHER paper.
MJ: Don't SWEAT it, Petey. You have my personal GUARANTEE that there's not a thing in there that'll UPSET you.

Peter opens the paper to see that most of the content of the front page has been cut out, framing his surprised face.

That 90s Spider-Man Show @that90ssmshow.bsky.social · last mo.

New episode talking DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN S2, PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL, INVINCIBLE S4, THE BOYS S5. Come get your #FISKOIN before it crashes that90ssmshow.libsyn.com/site/oi-oi-d...

Deranged episode artwork for our review of superhero TV from the first half of 2026. Featured: Dolph Lundgren's Frank Castle, Billy Butcher, Mark Grayson, Jurgen Klopp, Jon Bernthal's Frank Castle, Daredevil, and an image of the newly-minted FISKOIN cryptocurrency

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · last mo.

Panels from Web of Spider-Man #61 (1985)

Dragon Man breathes fire onto Spider-Man, engulfing him in flames with a FHOOSH. When the fire dissipates, a naked Peter Parker is still standing, unharmed other than some scorch marks. He clenches his fists, one hand glowing with cosmic power.

Peter: Okay. Okay. Now I'm REALLY mad.

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · last mo.

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #378 (1993)

Doppelganger, a twisted version of Spider-Man with spioked teeth, bug eyes and six arms, perches watching.

Carnage (off-screen): Must be confused! Wonderin' whether to help me or th' goblin! I HATE wishy-washy!