Oh good my manager scheduled me for overtime tomorrow I didn't need 4 days off anyway. I'm ordering doordash fuck this
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What is the charge. Sinking a submarine. A truculent British submarine.
I remember when that happened. People were calling in telling him to stop.
The idea that Samus' morph ball mode would not only be a famous ability of hers that people in her world know about, but that "morph ball mode" would be the actual in-universe name for it, is insane
Never get over the fact this was an actual campaign design. Like I get he couldn't color it red but the spicy ketchup isn't even good.
I forgot that trying to date again would require me to speak with other human beings this is awful
A thousand more headlines about Tariff Refund Checks Going Out To The American People
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 19h agoBessent: "Here at the Treasury, I had $168 billion of tariff revenues that we're gonna have to refund. So when the Democrats scream, "Oh, the refunds should go back to the American people!', well, the American people had it, it was in the Treasury and it was paying down the debt."
Tom T. Hall has to be the most inoffensive man to ever sing country and 50 years ago even he was singing stuff that would leave modern country singers clutching their MAGA hats and Blue Lives Matter flags www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUPq...
Tom T. Hall - A Week In A Country Jail 1970
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Is Chipotle just a front for some secret biowarfare project how is it always them
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 21h agoChipotle has removed jalapeños from restaurants as officials investigate 110 cases of salmonella potentially tied to the restaurant. This comes after the Trump administration disbanded the DOJ office in charge of food safety enforcement.
Gave $20 to the homeless guy drinking half empty sodas out of the trash at 7-11
Jake Tapper still taking his nap. Will be back in three years to lecture President AOC about how her salute to a group of marines wasn't crisp enough.
Reuters@reuters.com · yesterdayEXCLUSIVE: US has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war, sources say reut.rs/4gc28C0
Their was a short lived and not very good Project Blue Book drama on the History Channel about a nerd scientist and a jock fighter pilot unearthing a fascist ufo conspiracy. What I liked about it was the pilot was a WW2 veteran who immediately distrusted any German he met.
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · 4d agoThe 50s and 60s must have been an insane time to work in government. "Mr. President, meet the head of NASA's rocket chimp division, Dr. Nazimensch." "Guten Tag, my fur- sorry, Mr. President." "Weren't we at war with them?" "It's important we send the monkey to space or the communists will win."
One reason why Bringing Back American Manufacturing will always stay just a meaningless political slogan is that actual industrial workers in 21st century America are overwhelmingly non-white and 'populist' Trump voters would revolt at seeing a bunch of brown people with respectable well paying jobs
Getting out the belt and telling those kids to stop playing on that African Veldt in the hologram room. Wait why are they locking the door
Adam Rawnsley@arawnsley.bsky.social · yesterdayToday, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
Ah but you see my little smol bean AI 'artist' friends totally don't support the fascist tech br.... Oh wait it took you five seconds of digging through their posts to find an example of them openly siding with openai over the meanies telling them their slop isn't real art? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbhb
Remember if you think generative Ai is bad actually it's because you're a dumb luddite and also probably transphobic
Manya Koetse@manyapan.bsky.social · 2d agoChinese viral AI videos are turning foreigners into villains, flooding Chinese social media. They depict foreigners as threats to China’s social, moral, and national order. Strong, confident Chinese people confront, violently beat, and humiliate them in defense of their country. See more below🧵
They took the Albuquerque Turkey off the drive thru menu years ago, Schlotzskys decided it was too powerful for the general public, but you can still ask for it.
Wins 100% of the vote from guys with a SHOOT YOUR LOCAL PEDO sticker on their trucks
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · yesterdayRepublican Rep. Max Miller's ex-wife responds after Miller publicly shared nude images of their 2-year-old daughter on the internet: "At least one of those images could be considered Child Sexual Abuse Material (CSAM) because the daughter's genitals appear to be visible."
