I dreamed this joke, and raced to my computer to make it real...
Espresso@caffeinerabbit.bsky.social · 16h agoQRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ my shitposts are too strong for you traveler...
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send me pictures of cute hoodies he/him, trans rights are human rights, reproductive rights are human rights a christian for separation of church and state i'm for love and grace, not shame and control i loathe AI generated pictures
Espresso@caffeinerabbit.bsky.social · 16h ago
We know that Spider-Man is fiction because Peter creates a city wide facial recognition system that can find anyone, and the police are HORRIFIED.
Well, Gen 6 is on the way! In the meantime, I made a little Pinkie and Twilight fan art! I love the blue details in Pinkie's mane. 💙 #mlp #mlpgen6 #twilightSparkle #PinkiePie
Daily Equestria Sketch #120 Cadance is out- hope everyone has a great day! #mlp #equestria #dailyequestria #sketch
Come find me at Anthrocon this weekend! I'm at table R04 in the Dealers area. "The Stag" from the Everyday Witch's Familiars Oracle deck, illustrated by me, written by Deborah Blake, published by Llewellyn. (Prints and the painting AND decks available at the con!)
The lucky bride 💐 A little break from comms 🤭… I've been wanting to draw Chrysalis for a while now ‘cause her design is still one of my favorites 💚 #mylittlepony #mlp #fanart #chrysalis #drawing
"We need to update your electronic to patch a security vulnerability" Ah, I'm, seems good "We need to update your electronic so that we can move the buttons around and remove features" WTF
You've Pat your last Benatar.
Espresso@caffeinerabbit.bsky.social · last mo.You've Surfed your last Butthole.
Wifey and I have found the almost perfect gym. Good equipment/space, good price, good distance from home... But there's one thing that's suboptimal... Andy: is this the volume of the music everyday? Staff: WHAT? Andy: IS THIS THE VOLUME OF THE MUSIC EVERYDAY? Staff: YES
I'm watching paw patrol with my niblings. I'm not sure Marshall should be trusted with a firetruck. He's the most accident prone dog I've ever seen. And he missed fireworks with his water hose and blasted a cat.
Reply with "😎" and I'll give you a letter to list your 4 favourite characters~ I got K! ⭐️ katara ⭐️ kronk ⭐️ king (the owl house) ⭐️ kirby
Damn. I was VERY concerned about violet vessel with this #balatro build. I struggled finding base mult the whole run, and the red card came late, in a run that already had two rentals. I beat the blind by just 0.09%, which may be my tightest final round victory ever.
What track and field event would mutant reptiles run? The ninja hurdles.
ANUBIS: (weighing my heart upon the scales of truth and justice) Oof. Lotta microplastics in this thing. ME: (whispering) Is that bad? MA'AT: (whispering) It ain't good.
fun fact: in Brasil they hate the number 24 because there is a game called "jogo do bicho" in which the veado (deer) is the animal number 24. the animal deer in Brasil is equivalent to faggot so all LGBT+ are deers.
