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@bigbuttbiggerheart.online

the trees are smiling on you, friend. i have lived many lives.

sometimes im like “wow i wish i had a tinier waist and narrower ribs” then i remember that mfs were literally dedicating their lives to carving women that look like me in marble

people online act like being interested in someone and treating them like a normal person is somehow a uniquely impossible situation like it's not the easiest shit in the world

its so easy to be normal to women on the internet if you understand how to respect boundaries, pick up on queues regarding mutual interest, and not be a disgusting horny fuck unless theres some kind of rapport already built.

asked the gas station attendant to fill me up with premium and he stuck it in the car instead of my pussy :(