to me, the most influential poster on bluesky is my wife
i think that because i am in my 40s i should get a pass on discord where i can open it without getting screamed at about orbs and whatever a mini vegeta bundle is
oh no a phrase caught on with people who didn't know Theory. what do we do, guys? turn them away again? yeah? insult them? yeah? made us feel really cool last time. i can't wait until my politics are popular
once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge
clod@whatever.mom · 2mo agowhat do you mean "now what"
this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"
clod@whatever.mom · 2mo agowhat do you mean "now what"
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier killed with a sword in past life
clod@whatever.mom · 2mo agoMillie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword in a past life
they're calling it the most bluesky post of all time
fangy@jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 2mo agowitnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
which one of you put my fancy japanese electronic toilet in "tim curry voice" mode
![a screenshot of me talking to google search in its "AI Mode"
me: i think i make really good "posts" i mean i really like my posts i think there funny but they dont get any "likes" and i have like 250 followers so im like worried im way out of touch on whats a good post
ai: First off, don't spiral! Having 250 followers and low engagement doesn't mean you're "out of touch"--it usually just means you're fighting an [screenshot cuts off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:muyfcuqlbla327tbykqo5vv4/bafkreihixs7zppbj7y2ejypout2726uk2nxhx77zs2s47ae4qhtotduwnq)
unusual situation where a new york team's in a 25-year championship drought, so you kinda half to put up with you acting like the protagonists of the united states even though you guys also act like that at all other times
this is basically like finding a clovis point in some parts of the united states. they may not be rare, sure, but it's still something special to find one yourself.
