Political terms that would also double up as great wrestler’s names: Triple lock Filibuster Black Rod Erskine May Hybrid Bill The Mace Manifesto Deputy Whip
Pathetic Casualling for our wedding anniversary last night. The destination was North Lincolnshire’s only Michelin starred gaff: Winteringham Fields. We take turns to keep the surprise and Mrs W sussed it out just as we turned on to the M18. Let’s go!
An hour show to say “up his nose”. Where’s the money gone? 😂
Five Emperors New Clothes 1. Diane Morgan 2. Social shorts of poaching eggs in air fryers. 3. Football vloggers. 4. Ai slop 5. Trendy non-league football teams (yeah, YOU Didsbury & Chorlton and Dulwich fucking Hamlet).
Whittle@stixx1979.bsky.social · last mo.Five Emprorer's New Clothes 1. Red wine 2. 6 Music 3. Stewart Lee 4. IPA 5. Withnail & I
Having a right old giggle at our old mates York City making a sensational return to the EFL like a wheelie bin filling down a hill on fire. 😂 #oafc
Recommendations of week-long Manchester Airport parking lads? 🤷♂️
The life of a mobile DJ. Friday: dapper gent at his 80th. Lovely crowd. Played loads of ace 60’s, Motown & rock n roll. Chatted as I packed down. 👌 Saturday: 40th. She’d been on the piss since lunch. Staggered in, floods of tears. Threw up in the bogs. Party dead by 9:30pm. Home / brew: 11:30pm. 😂
My Spotify Discover Weekly playlist has smashed it this morning. How on earth do they manage to get it so bang on, the musician ripping off bastards? 🤷♂️
Ey, @theparisangel.bsky.social. Was at Lancs tonight. What a shambles they are. 😂
Dixon telling Kane where he should’ve aimed that shot. Like Dick van Dyke telling Fred Dibnah about chimneys.
Ooh @neiltague.bsky.social. Gas (a) last match for a promotion party
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Who’s the dirty bastard team at the World Cup? It’s usually Paraguay or Uruguay. Got to be one of those still, hasn’t it?
@harrymcnally.bsky.social Did you know Nigel Cabourn passed away today Col?
This Tom Hanks Second World War doc is good, albeit, I’m learning nothing new about it. Hopefully a generation look at it as their World At War.
I think there’s a bit of trouble up in Belfast on the grapevine, lads.
Is there bigger depreciation of a musician than Lawrence? A canon of pure brilliance with Felt and now he’s churning out plinky plonk pish as Mozart Estate. It’s like Morrissey bringing out Atmosphere by Russ Abbott after The Smiths.
A year on from one of the greatest days of my football life. I’ll never forget coming out and meeting dad outside Wembley (we were sat apart because he decided to go last minute), tears streaming down. Fucking amazing day. #oafc 💙
BBC Sounds has an “in concert” section. A 1990 Fleetwood Mac one’s on from Maine Rd. Ooh. Decent. They thanked their support: Hall & Oates. ‘What a gig’ I thought. Then it was sullied because they played nowt from Tango in the Night. Still bitter about Lindsey jacking it in I guess. Twats.
Went to Burnley v Wolves today. The Reform v UKIP derby. Next time this will be a match in the Barclays will be 2037. 😂
Woke up to that insufferable wanker, John Robb waffling on 6Music to Hawkins. What a shit start to the week.
Saw the Super Furries this week at their return to the live environment. Away for 13 years and fucking aced it with a set with minimal filler. What a band. 🥰 #SFA #superfurry
