Loudly saying "these don't look like rain clouds, I'll leave my washing out" in order to tempt fate
Rob Watkins
@whelkaholism.bsky.social
Cowzy tweet and sowzy tweet and liddle sharksy doisters. https://instagram.com/whelkaholism/
Sun sank behind some trees while eclipse was still happening, which was pretty cool
There's a rubbish trick outside and the "stand well clear, vehicle reversing" recording is in the most RP, Pathé News cut glass posh accent you've ever heard
With apologies to @strongmisgiving.bsky.social for stealing his bit: Man who calls lunch a "nutration break"
Hey, I'm your waiter And here's some gravy But if you want more Just call me maybe
I think it's time for the word "thither" to have a comeback
Someone MUST have been messing around with Roland's Wikipedia entry, this CANNOT be true 😂
Everyone shut up about horrible things for ten seconds and watch my elderberry syrup (not a euphemism)
Resurrecting this to state that Malted Milk are a top tier biscuit and I will not be taking questions
RRRMMM@strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 2w agoOpinion time! Let's have an opinion!
Er there's water falling from the sky? What the hell is this?
Not sure that for a food stand at a kids' play area they thought this branding through
remember: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. you are being being excluded from the battle. we think you’re a loser.
Not super happy about the entire world burning if I'm honest with you
The rich people who say this sort of thing say it whilst lobbying as hard as they possibly can to remove all of the social structures, and to prevent all of the social change at the top level that might make it actually possible.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3w agoAnother odd moment occurred when Musk insisted that work in the future would be "optional" because robots would do everything. Musk said people might still work in the future but compared it to people who grow their own backyard tomatoes. He said they could just go to the store for better tomatoes.
History of brand acquisitions and how private equity has fucked everything
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Watching old pre-internet Poirot and in a very dramatic tense scene a suspicious character pulls out a card and the camera cuts to this 😂
Overheard in pub: "Well now I'm 30 of course I do really feel it, the tiredness" oh my sweet summer child
The other day I was watching TV, and a character mentioned Puff the Magic Dragon for some reason and I suddenly thought "Oh my GOD, it is SEALING WAX, as in that red wax you shove rings in, not CEILING WAX, a theoretical old building material I've never understood" I am 51 years old
Whomst amongst us has not wanted to start the day with a big glass of alcoholic beef
John Allison@badmachinery.com · last mo.These are troubling times - especially for women. But Wincarnis has the answer. Feel better in ONE MINUTE
Lovely tribute to Sam Neill from his neighbours ❤️ www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
‘Just a local’: rural New Zealand fondly remembers Sam Neill, its everyday star
Sam Neill raised money for the community cinema and traded banter in the local cafe, so to residents of the small towns near where he lived, the actor fitted right in
theguardian.com