Hoping Cheeto Hitler will say something bad about Dolly. That'll be the end for him.
Michael Féaux-Wood
@whistlecraft.bsky.social
Britain's Sleepiest Man. Dance like this nobody's watching, Skeet like nobody's reading.
Whenever I'm down or depressed, I think of the lyrics to Side by Travis "We all try hard to live our lives in harmony/ For fear of falling swiftly overboard/ But life is both a major and a minor key" Fucking hilarious!
"The rich man is projecting. When he calls others parasites and vermin and other words meant to strip them of their humanity, he understands on some level that he is talking not about some hated poor black or brown person, but about himself." Damn, @dennycarter.bsky.social nails it again.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 3w agoI thought a lot about Elon Musk's casual use of dehumanizing language and came up with this. badfaithtimes.com/the-rich-man...
Without downloading new pics, What's it like dating you?
Chris Webb@chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 3w agowithout downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
Walking around a food festival in the park when @valleyguitarist.bsky.social starts giggling at this WELL SHIT ALIEN PIZZA
I guess we have to give credit to Boy George for his conviction. After all, he felt for their plight so badly that he was willing to ask AI to write a song about it.
Back to the good old days of doing something I love and do well and getting about 5 likes for it across all the socials.
I picked up almost as much from the library as I did from school—real history, not that polished nonsense we were fed!
Peter Sellers. Graphite on paper. 2026. Next I'll have a go at drawing a lady. I've seen a few around and about so I reckon it should be easy. #portrait #petersellers #classiccomedy
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
I do enjoy comfort watching Villages By The Sea: seeing Ben Robinson exclaim at the discovery of a lintel, and delivering his bits to camera in the posture of a waiter saying that they're afraid that the pizza oven isn't working today.
Why can I only hear the names of all these in Brian Butterfield’s voice?
Nobody gives a fuck about you anymore, George O'Dowd
People who don't like my spoonerisms need to slut me some cack. #spoonerism
@loremen.bsky.social I have been watching some classic inter-war thrillers lately. Last night I saw Night Train to Munich and I am dying to ask James if anyone's ever told him he looks like Rex Harrison.
I love a good Saga: Snorri Flat-Nose fathering Umm the Steady and Tjorkild Elm-Kicker and all that, but the best thing about this one is that all the violence kicks off over some people going for a piss in a field.
If only one Seashell Owl existed, it would have to be this one.
Richard Osman's new whodunnit franchise sounds very exciting.
The Times and Sunday Times@thetimes.com · last mo.The Billionaire Vagina Club and the doctor behind it
Amused to hear podcast ads about streamlining my business (huh? Don't have a business) with AI "Whilst preventing AI threat". It's like "Improve your workplace with desk barbecues, whilst also dealing with the threat of fire from desk barbecues"
It'll be great when they all calm down about Christmas Nolan and his heavy thonky films. Villeneuve is miles better.
Phil Collins had a hit with a song that mocked Ronnie James Dio's wife for having a stutter.
Pretty much the reason why I stopped following a bunch of Folk Horror outputs. So tiring. thequietus.com/opinion-and-...