bern Bwegh.

bern Eh.

"...Do you expect to be given everything the second you pop in or.... Just give it a chance. Please. I'd cut off my hand to keep you here!" ...She is serious here.

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Too little, too late. This place and everybody in it is a lost cause. Maybe I'd consider it if this place had shown some promise by now, but it hasn't. There's nothing of value here."

"Pleeeaaasseee? Come on. Come on.... Pleeeaaasseeee..." ...Oh... She's ripping off those braces as she is trying to stand her ground. "Don't leave... Sodashi sees you as a friend... Don't leave her here. We can scout people for a racing team!"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Nope. I'm done. This place is boring and the few people in it are annoying." She's not stopping. "I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."

"...Sodashi wants to help you. Come on. Come oooonnnnn. Please? If you become more popular than Sodashi then Sodashi can retire from racing and declare you as #1 !" Really?

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Oh great, you're annoying and you completely overstep. Well, you signed me up. Now it's your job to explain why I won't be there."

"Sodashi found a formal dress. How does she look in it?"

"...Pleeeaaasseee? Sodashi may have signed you up for the debut race anyways." SHE WHAT!?! Without her permission!? "She wants to see you race! Please! Please!?"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Get off of me-" She's pulling Sodashi's hair- "There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."

....She super glued herself onto Pinas leg. "Pleeeaaasseee! It can't end this way! Come on! Give Sodashi a chance! She'll be your servant! Your maid! Anything! Don't leeeaaaveee!"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Nope. I'm turning in my withdrawal papers and buying a plane ticket." She's power walking away-.

"Wait. No! Come on! Don't leave, Pina! Not all of us are bad! Come on!" She's going to try and follow her, frowning. "Please! She'll do anything to keep you around! Pleeeaaasseee!?"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"..." She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing. "Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares." She's seriously leaving?!

"....Nah. A lot of them are not as bad as me." She is being truthful. "There's 2196 of us so..." Do not bring up that number, dammit--.

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"...If they're anything like you, I might need to move to another country instead of just dropping out." Oof-.

"Come on. Sodashi is a good person! She has told her family about you!" ...Oh no. Did she really...? "You're one of her friends!"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Yeah, I think I'll pass. You're kind of just irritating like a lot of Pokemon rivals." Oof.

"Sodashi wants to be friends with you, though. You look like one of her siblings, after all." Oh. "Is that so wrong?"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Then fend for yourself instead of dropping everything to stare at me like a kid who insists on saying hi to every stranger who walks by their house."

"Sodashi is just curious, you know? Her sisters aren't here right now. So she has to fend for herself!"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Words cannot describe how much I want to punch you sometimes."

"Do not mess with Sodashis 2196 relatives. You'll regret it." ...She's flaunting how many family members she has now.

"She wants to see how you can do it so she can learn. At the very least I can see what I am doing wrong if you are doing it well!"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Now you're just being unnecessarily difficult. Fine leave the machines open so somebody will win the plushes before you do. It's your own fault if you end up with even fewer to grab later."

"Sodashi wants to watch you first. And those machines aren't enough, especially since I want to get a plush for each of my relatives."

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Seriously, there are other machines here. There's an open one right next to me. You don't have to wait until I'm done."

bern If someone makes a Mama Cocha OC so Sodashi can have her sister... I'd be happy-

"Sodashi likes seeing others do stuff. And besides, she can casually wait for it to be open. She needs to get a gift for her sister soon. So this would work."

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"Well sure. Sports on TV are for people who don't have the opportunity to properly play them themselves. But there are other machines. You can play the crane game yourself."

"It is pretty fun to Sodashi! It is more fun than sports on TV!"

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

...Piña likes having an audience and all, but... "...This can't possibly be fun to watch."

She's just going to attend being an audience for the crane game. Don't mind her.

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Dammit." Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.

"SIIIS!!! I MISS YOU!!!" Oh... she misses her sister... badly.

"...Sodashi misses her sister."

"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared." An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia NSFW topics possible.

"Maybe Pina Colada would like Mama Cocha. I feel she'd like her!"

"Try Sodashi!"

Meanwhile, Sodashi raised her finger up. "Huh... It's nice out-" ...Did she summon a Thunderstorm as the electricity is going through her body!? "KYAAAAAHHH----"

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.....Okay. She is fixing the blender situation as we speak.... erm.... When she wakes up.

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

Second blender incident.

....Okay. That is one incident. But any others-?

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

The blender incident.

Come on.... Is there any proof that Sodashi isn't the smartest horse here-?

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

Sodashi doesn't come across as very smart, so... Anything is possible.

...Was Sodashi mixing up squids and starfish? What even is that? ...Though to be fair she did almost get dragged under so..

Piña Colada@umapineapple.bsky.social · last yr.

That's a squid. Or octopus. Not a starfish. Starfish have arms, not tentacles.