Just realized that Mission UK are the Megadeth of goth.
widderslainte
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Hates art, dogs, and never reads.
Monkey's Paw: What is your wish? Me: Another monkey's Paw. Monkey's Paw: You can't wish... Sure.
At least Snoop Dog will be there for you when you need him.
"You can stream the entire series exclusively on Stan." They're just making up shows and steaming services now.
Pisces: Things have changed. You are no longer the powerless victim of circumstance. You have agency. You have the will to act. You have the Orb of Infinity. DESTROY THE EARTHLINGS!
Is Diet Mitch McConnell okay? Absolutely, but come back with the real thing.
Sir, my first job was programming binary load lifters...
Ariaa®@ariaa.bsky.social · 2mo agoProfessor Omar Yaghi, 2025 Nobel Prize winner, has invented a machine that can harvest up to 1,000 liters of clean water daily from thin air. This device operates even in areas with less than 20% humidity, offering a lifeline to regions struggling with severe water shortages. #goodnews #innovation
Werner Herzog didn't drag a boat over a hill so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
Olivia Hill@machineiv.bsky.social · 2mo agoSam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
Am I the only one who suspects any business related to Clearwater, Florida is Scientology run?
Pisces: You’ll live like a king this week, fearing for your life and distrusting those around you.
Tim deserves an emmy/oscar or whatever for this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...
🚨INFOWARS CHIEF ISSUES EMERGENCY STATEMENT
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Props to Tom Waits for writing a good song protesting all the terrible stuff going on, but also working in a rhyme of "cities" and "titties".
Pisces: Your eyes go black and birds fall out of the sky as you smile for the first time in centuries. All is transpiring according to prophecy.
There should be more outrage about Trump messing with an agency that provides critical knowledge to the public: www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/...
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Things I've learned this weekend: 1. Baja Blast Lime "straight"? Meh 2. Baja Blast Lime mixed with beer? Not bad. 3. Jesus Simulator? Pretty bad. 4. Button mashing to "resist temptation" in Jesus Simulator? Pretty awesome.
I can't believe they're spending billions on bombs instead of universal healthcare, giving George Miller money for 10 more movies, or investing in medical research to extend his life indefinitely.
Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.
Don't let them distract you from the real problems like bears on our moon base! XD www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-... #currentevents #wkuk #USA #funny #memes
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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