Amber 🏳️⚧️
@wildflowertattoos.bsky.social
Trans deerwoman. Serial gym-goer. Fake fighting game fan. Trying to be a little bit better each day. She/Her | 31 | 🔞 Icon: @tropicalsteppe.bsky.social
I went out to the lesbian bar with my friend tonight. We played pool with a couple and spent the rest of the night chatting with them. It was really nice, I love being gay and trans.
Roasted broccoli my beloved. Why did I ever stop making you?
Seriously considering waking up thirty minutes earlier to fit in more Petting Cat in Bed time before I have to leave for work.
"Are you proship or antiship" I'm in my 30s
LRP: I am so tired of hearing everything being called a LARP nobody is allowed to use that word anymore I've retired it you gotta go back to poser or make up a new word that actually means something
can we PLEASE bring back the word "poser" and stop using "larp" or "cosplay" - being a "poser" or "faking" being into something is lazy and disingenuous whereas cosplayers and actual larpers are passionate about their hobbies and out a lot of time and effort into them
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
Yesterday @wildflowertattoos.bsky.social visited me and fixed my bunk ass New Vegas game (it kept crashing in less than 5 minutes) and gifted me possibly the funniest top surgery gift ever
Today I drove two hours across an international border to hang out with my friend recovering from top surgery. We hung out all day, talked about gender, I fixed their Fallout: New Vegas installation, and then we ate dinner and watched Fateful Findings. I love being trans it's so cool.
the most sophisticated large language model is no closer to artificial general intelligence than an alarm clock, and it will never get any closer
When GTA6 comes out the first thing I'm gonna do is find and suck off some male hookers. Then I'm gonna go home and play the game.
i tried to make a clip but i don't know if i did it justice. watch the full episode at youtu.be/zMULNhoHYos
I ran a 5K in under 35 minutes for the first time this morning :)))))
I'm trying to get back into dating so I redownloaded The Apps, and after thirty minutes of swiping I have made plans to go to a bar with friends because oh my god I would rather cold approach a dozen strangers right now
Calf raises are such an unserious exercise. What do you mean bodybuilders are out here doing weighted tippy-toes???
I love Otakuthon weekend, I love cosplayers on the metro season.
Caveman diet this, carnivore diet that. Fuck it I'm launching the chimpanzee diet: You spend most of your day foraging for fruit and vegetables and climbing trees. Battle other males for dominance and occasionally you can eat one (1) small monkey but you have to kill it yourself.
A friend asked me to sew an iron-on patch that wasn't sticking. It's been a long time since I've sewn anything, I forgot how much I enjoy it. I do that a lot with hobbies I like.
Whenever I finish a run and I'm covered in sweat and my bangs are sticking to my forehead, my dumb deer brain thinks about all the times I've heard the same thing described in fanfics and I go "haha that's me rn". Don't let anybody tell you that fanfic is pointless.