WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician Patamodernist Actual talking gorilla cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas
I am 90% certain that one of my moots is a sock puppet for Her, but I’m not gonna say which
A friend sent me this pic. My reply: “Okay, yeah. But imagine the taste in your mouth when you wake up the next afternoon, your cheek stuck to the kitchen floor by the pickle and gastric-juice flavored drool that dried to a hard crust overnight”
Brain: “hey, good job drinking more water. You hit a whole gallon.” Skin: “feels nice. I might clear up some more.” Stomach: “fine by me. Helps me digest.” Bladder: “I fucking hate all of you. No one sleeps tonight. I’m gonna keep EVERYONE awake. No one asked me about this ‘more water’ shit.”
In the words of the late, great Alexsey Vayner, “impossible is nothing”
Just found this in my notes and have no idea where I was going with this
