I went running across the room to grab something from the back and the pocket of my stretchy dress snagged on a railing. The kind of thing that happens for no reason at the most annoying moment
Busty Shackleford
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Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” gender hectoring kinetic battleaxe, recreationally mean caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
Brain: “hey, good job drinking more water. You hit a whole gallon.” Skin: “feels nice. I might clear up some more.” Stomach: “fine by me. Helps me digest.” Bladder: “I fucking hate all of you. No one sleeps tonight. I’m gonna keep EVERYONE awake. No one asked me about this ‘more water’ shit.”
*drift away voice* gimme tomatoes and basil leaves add the mozzarella yeah some nice fresh cheese that’s caprese
New podcast episode is out today at What to Carry, What to Burn! This one's the story of Valerian Albanov, who escapes an icebound ship and ends up the reluctant leader of a trek across the frozen sea. Featuring thieves, lice, kayaks made out of barrels, and polar bear livers.
Looksmaxxers: I need to hammer my jaw until it’s shaped like finely-sculpted clay and have a hairline straighter than the borders of Utah. It’s the only way to attract a woman Women: I would destroy ten galaxies for a night with James Gandolfini
Not quoting because I think OP was coming from a well-meaning place and I don't want to start a pile-on, but I've just seen the phrase "feminists worked up about trans athletes" and think it's important to remember that the people "worked up about trans athletes" are not feminists, full stop.
Once again my body forgot how to drink water and instead inhaled it and I just spent a minute in my living room wondering if it was about to be the dying room instead
I usually don't wear t-shirts to the movies (theaters are cold) but this is perfect
one thing I’ll always be grateful for about social media is becoming close enough with twitter mutuals that we became IG mutuals and getting to watch my phone friends’ kids grow up. what do you mean my insane shitposter friends are raising adorable children
No, you’re making a grocery list so you can make a peach and prosciutto pizza you saw online. And you’re the one changing it around because you want to do it your way.
Blaming all your problems on trans women is absolute loser, shit behavior. You’re not protecting anyone. Punching down on marginalized groups makes you a piece of shit. That crybaby should never feel comfortable entering any WNBA arena.
I'm pretty sure the point is that it befriends not the friendless, but the unfriendable. This is for the loser dickheads that no one can stand because they're such pieces of shit - who need validation for their shitty ass attitudes, which chatgpt is more than capable of giving them
Outside of the environmental and psychosis concerns, I just can’t trust anyone that outsources their thought to AI bots. Life is short, and I’d rather die alone naked on the can than use an AI dating service, or run every text through an LLM that can’t have inside jokes.
Watching Star Trek TNG over again, with my 13yr old. I think this show fucked up my generation because it convinced us that villains tend to concede when Picard points out the moral consequences of their plans, and their unforeseen impact on other people’s rights and dignity.
oh yeah well could a depressed person do this? *restarts Bojack Horseman from the top*
I was going to start a rewatch of Widow’s Bay but I put Romeo + Juliet on instead. Good god, John Leguizamo and Harold Perrineau just owned Tybalt and Mercutio. I’ll never like any other adaptation near as much as Lurhmann’s.
Not to brag, but a neighbor had to cross the street to say hi to me, because his dog insisted on it.
imagine if the bennet sisters had experienced garlic bread
She’s right. I really like it. Sheep Detectives 😭
Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley@shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 5d agoYou will absolutely cry and it will be a good cry
Hell yeah. Just got it. It rules. This is my second shirt from him for a John Carpenter movie 😆 they’re great.
Flavius Valens@flaviusvalens.bsky.social · last mo.They Live tie dye, anyone?
I’m too under-rested and overheated to be in public today. The literacy crisis isn’t just about media. People are markedly worse at comprehending the most basic signs in stores, and with interpersonal interactions requiring common sense or empathy. Anything over 5 seconds is too much.
I think I’ll watch the Sheep Detective movie tomorrow night. Might probably cry given the warnings I’ve gotten. Screw it. Bring it on.
To each their own choices but I would love to be able to scroll anywhere without getting pummeled with GLP-1, peptide, and noom ads from influencers and super shady online pharmacies. I can exist as me and be ok as me. But everything is just everywhere
Small city means I occasionally see people that I would rather not. Friend’s exes and such. Best to just pretend I don’t see them. But one tried waving to me and no, motherfucker. You made my friend cry. I’d rather spend a hot day nailing jello to a power pole than greet you.
i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough