there’s a new interpol record and justin long is doing commercials with john hodgman. it is 2006. the future cannot come to pass. rome must burn
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Word assembler about music for Start-Track.com and Songs From Friends. Paris Buns caterwauler. I am fifteen rats, perhaps sixteen, shoved into a human suit.
you cannot fathom the amount of people preparing the dodgeball of nostradamus meme, in case It happens
John Leavitt@leavittalone.bsky.social · 12mo agoI can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
Alex Zalben@azalben.bsky.social · last wk.Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
a castle you say! a not-at-all sybaritic or ostentatious purchase from the feudal lords! it would be such a shame if someone were to, one might say, hide a lot of bees in the walls of their new domicile
Diane Duane@diane.dianeduane.com · 2w ago(eyeroll) There goes the neighborhood. https://www.independent.ie/business/irish-business/mark-zuckerberg-buys-strancally-castle-in-co-waterford/a/160269884.html
would see "foamy bile" and "very weak" and respond to this message with "those are some wild names" and folks, this is why they don't let me out of the house!
ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 3w agoAir to Ground Message: FEMALE 30S SEAT 26D BEEN SICK ALL DAY STOMACH PAINS TRAVELLING ALONE WITH A 7 YEAR OLD. FOAMY BILE AND VERY WEAK. Area: Portsmouth, UK Type: Airbus A321neo A: #a966b0f209a F: #f45f8fbdaa6
YOU BETTA SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC TO START (DASH )TRACK (DOT) COM!
filip from start-track.com@filip.start-track.com · 3w agoSubmissions for our blog are open. Visit the submission page submission-page.sbmt.to We've welcomed a couple of new writers, so we have the capacity to take on more submissions. Now is a good time to submit your music. We are ready for more music in our ears. Let’s go! 🥳
(sighs) once again the icelanders get all the fun
Dr. Julian Lozos@seismogenic.bsky.social · 3w agoVideo of the darkness of totality falling over rainy Reykjavík.
called a dealer's service center to make an appointment yesterday; today, received a voicemail from their AI bot asking if i was interested in trading in my vehicle. never cancelled an appointment faster in my life. never again with dealers; i'll go to my guy down the street who i know by name
future chowder: a bigger, better, more chowdery chowder. now with 200 percent more chowder.
davemakes🔶@mixolumia.com · last mo.obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
been waiting for this one to post on the blog for a while everyone go listen @brosaleigh.bsky.social start-track.com/album-josale...
Album: Josaleigh Pollett – If I Let It Quiet – START TRACK
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in a house on the cape and this artwork has the voice of trump taking one of his cognitive tests
It’s the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeear (aka @drewmagary.bsky.social starts putting out the Why Your Team Sucks articles)
Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · last mo.“Cousins is a washed-up headcase enjoying One Last Contract. Meanwhile, Mendoza was the No. 1 overall pick in April almost entirely by default. If you’re impressed that this guy won a national title a year ago, I got a J.J. McCarthy to sell you.” defector.com/why-your-tea...
I just spent a week watching 8-to-17-year-old girls and trans kids learn instruments, form bands, design logos, and write songs. It was messy and noisy and glorious. And there are people who would like to replace that entire process with AI. FUCK THEM. MAKE ZINES START A BAND NEVER SURRENDER
while watching the bottom of the 8th at fenway today i thought - but did not say - “gee whiz, i wonder what would happen if caleb durbin of all people hit a go-ahead home run” guess what happened the boston red sox may never lose again
i know everyone is dunking on my boy zach for his surname but when he gets his first of many perfect games you will all understand that underneath this “crotch felt” are Hard Brass Balls
MLB Transaction Bot@transactionbot.bsky.social · 2mo agoNew York Mets signed LHP Zach Crotchfelt.
me in 2026: echhhh i really hope argentina doesn’t repeat win. would just be boring and exactly what fifa wants probably me in 2030 maybe: VIVAAAAAAAA VIVA VIVA VIVA ESPAÑA OTRA VEZ BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
By this logic, Spain is not only going to win the World Cup, but when they do, they’re going to send the White House a large hunk of shit in the shape of a World Cup trophy.
Max Berger@maxberger.bsky.social · 2mo agoTrump curse is undefeated.
currently in a place where there is a "flag drop off" that looks like a trash bin and, i mean, yeah. the symbolism is delicious, folks (no pictures/no snitching)
it was all downhill from here, folks. if they'd just kept the slime brand maybe we wouldn't be in this mess
WebDesignMuseum@webdesignmuseum.org · 2mo agoOn July 15, 2006, the full version of Twitter was introduced publicly. #InternetHistory
at some point SOMEONE has to put their hand on the dude's shoulder and be like "don. DON. you can't just hijack national tv whenever you get diaper rash"
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2mo agoTRUMP TO ADDRESS FOREIGN INTERFERENCE IN 2020 ELECTION AND 2020 ELECTION MATTERS IN THURSDAY SPEECH - MS NOW
Frankly, heads of state should point and laugh at Trump for many reasons, but ESPECIALLY the World Cup, and Pedro Sanchez himself should say "It's called FUTBOL" before giving the double bird and kicking a football directly into Trump's balls
Jess Craven ❌👑@jesscraven101.bsky.social · 2mo agoUnbelievable. Heads of state have agreed to “not talk about the World Cup” at the NATO summit for fear of upsetting Trump. They’re literally handling him like he’s an under-napped toddler. What an embarrassment for our country.
ayyyy it's the origin of my entire online "brand"
VHS Vault@vhsvault.bsky.social · 2mo agoEducational Video System Socrates Promo A&E 1988-11-10 : 2s
Well, that was certainly one of the World Cup games of all time. On to the quarterfinals then!
Hello @kenklippenstein.bsky.social yes this post is going over well with the Bluesky crowd. A question for the questioner: What's your end game here, bud? Continue to enjoy repeated humiliation as people who know better continue to dunk on you for not just taking the L on this one?
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 2mo agolooks like ken's being a little bitch on twitter
Just heard some banging from the Brazilian family's place across the street so either a) they're just doing some construction or b) they were NOT rooting for Argentina in this match
Usually I say "Folks, we got ourselves a ball game" when reacting to close baseball games. However, with regards to the Argentina/Egypt football match currently taking place with both teams tied at 2 goals... "Folks... We got ourselves a ball game."