5 (first cuppa of the day), 4 (morning & afternoon), 3 (evening), 2 (after 10 at night) 2 2

B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago

3 5 4

There is a *slight* possibility that I've bought more Judge Dredd Citadel miniatures from the 80s...

Getting a bit tired of the sheer number of miniature painting YouTube videos titled 'How to Paint...' and it's just some cunt sploshing speed paint over a zenithal prime.

#ThingsIJustSawOnline

John Huston's The Dead, but with sharks.

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

my_cull@mikaltempo.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Hamble: Eater of Souls

Son of Bengt@sonofbengt.bsky.social · 2d ago

Apropos of nothing...let's just assume Paddington takes people to the escalator that goes up Who takes them to the one that goes the other direction? Edd the Duck?

"Yes, we definitely want more cunts on the platform."

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

That's tonight's viewing sorted.

Semen Seagal #LiquidCelebs

Al the editor@altheeditor.bsky.social · 3d ago

Soup Ollard #LiquidCelebs

JFC, KFC. #Linger

Not mine, but I’ve just seen this on the internets.

Currently making a Malaccan Devil's Curry for tea. I weep for my GERD-addled stomach tonight and the inevitable nuclear level Johnny Cash tomorrow morning.

A short story in two screenshots.

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3d ago

without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

Diarrhea Lettuce Company

Pete 🟥🟦@sarf-london.bsky.social · 4d ago

Abhorrent business practices aside, I probably would've chosen a name like "Sunny Salads" myself.

Hey, Mr YouTuber; you may think you sound wacky and 'a character' with your pathetically contrived delivery, but you're just annoying and sound like Bob Godfrey having some kind of medical episode. <Clicks yet another 'Do Not Recommend Channel'>

Many Rivers to Cress #MustardInASongOrMovie

Al the editor@altheeditor.bsky.social · 4d ago

Condiment of Solace #MustardInASongOrMovie

Stop Calling Me Frank@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 5d ago

You have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social

Wife is currently watching the drama about the Lockerbie bombing, which reminds me of this awfulness when I was married to my first wife. Not long after my daughter was born, my ex-MIL visited and brought a load of baby stuff with her that was all sorted and put away while I was out at college. 1/3

Just made a start on prepping the next miniatures I'm going to paint. #MiniaturePainting #OldHammer

Anna Garcia: I'm Someone With Lead Poisoning

ALT: Anna Garcia: I'm Someone With Lead Poisoning

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Blobfish Chroma-key Heimlich Maneuver Teletext Tramp Art

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Done! #MiniaturePainting #2000ad #OldHammer

Mark@wils.bsky.social · 2w ago

Attempting something a bit different from my usual way of painting for the Dark Judges. Not entirely sure it works, but ho-hum. #MiniaturePainting

Do not buy the war crime n64.

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 4mo ago

We gotta kick Palmer Luckey outta retro gaming I’m sick of seeing him throwing his loser ass government contract money around in my hobby

Playing Tomb Raider 2 for the first time since the 90s. Currently in Tibet, where I've inadvertently massacred a load of innocent monks, *exactly* like I did back then. #Oops

I might've been a tad more sympathetic if he'd said this *before* he started measuring his son's erections, stuck a thermometer in his girlfriends front bottom and injected monkey spaff into his face.

Not surprised at all that corporate shill, Miniature Hobbyist, is now pushing GenAI STL creation on his channel.

Cunt You Are A Cunt

ALT: Cunt You Are A Cunt

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