Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach)
@wiltonspinach.bsky.social
Dave Matthews - quizzing, TV, comedy, food, probably too much politics, LGBT+, hoping this is better than X. Dad jokes are the author's own. He/him.
And that is the story of how David Croft doubled Monaco's annual electricity usage
Ariadne Griffin@ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 6d agoSports commentators should be fitted with shock collars so that we can vote at home to jolt them if they say anything too stupid.
YouGov still wondering how Fergie scored negative points.
YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 7d agoLatest YouGov royal family favourability trackers (July 2026) William: 76% positive Catherine: 74% Anne: 70% Charles: 62% Edward: 53% Sophie: 51% Camilla: 43% Harry: 33% Beatrice: 30% Eugenie: 29% Meghan: 22% Andrew: 2% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...
Fun fact - the world record for the men's javelin is just 5 centimetres longer than the world record for the longest paper airplane flight
Sophie Hall@sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2w agoFinally, someone asking the important questions
"And what do you do?" "I'm the Duke of Edinburgh"
I thought the tunnels carrying waste heat in London was called the Northern Line? www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/pla...
Plans unveiled for 2.5-metre-wide tunnels to carry waste heat beneath south London
Two long tunnels could be dug beneath south London to carry surplus heat across the capital, creating a low-carbon heating network that could eventually warm around 300,000 homes.
ianvisits.co.uk
For those of you who don't follow 'breakroom.chronicles' on Instagram, you are missing top tier content, and you should follow them immediately. Today's offering is glorious:
They're milking this more than The Masked Singer. Full expect them to have a Treausry box in front of their face and we all have to chant "Take it off, take it off"
Always disappointing Sky News don't put Chris Kamara in Downing Street on days like today
I regret to inform you that Wayne Rooney and Robbie Williams have been removed from the stadium by ICE agents and put in a detention centre.
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 2w agoWayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
This why Andrew Cotter is so good because he'd make it clear what an enormous pile of wank this closing ceremony is. Sorry Gabby, you're just too nice.
Arthur Webber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈@bernietranders.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is genuinely the worst thing I’ve ever seen
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
Why didnt Nicole show up in a glittery adidas tracksuit like Robbie did?
I don’t know why this post doesn’t give his name, but it’s Jo Nagai. This is a true story. medium.com/@zehraanjum2...
How a 10-Year-Old Boy’s Butterfly Experiment Silently Rewrote What We Know About Memory
In the world of science, breakthroughs often come from state-of-the-art labs with million-dollar equipment. But sometimes, they begin in a…
medium.com
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!!!!@the13thpanther.bsky.social · 3w ago
What's the "i've spent 8 hours on the M25" equivalent of compo face?
I'd love to have a job like Tracy's where occasionally my choice of a five letter word makes a lot of people inexplicably angry.
As an Only Connect fan, I thought everyone wanted to be in the third place playoff?
Matt Damon nailed on to get the Oscar for Best Adapted Facial Hair
Anyone taking bets on what we're getting at the end? Paradise Regained? Ulysses? Maybe a song? #OnlyConnect
That time CJ from Eggheads pushed someone into a canal
Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · 3w agoQuestion for you – After The Odyssey, what should Christopher Nolan tackle next? Reply with your answer, and you might see it in print in our next issue...
Worn, brittle, and antiquarian, Ann Widdecombe joined Reform in recent years...
I look forward to the Only Connect question about how Count Binface is named in other languages
Sam Freedman@samfr.bsky.social · 4w agoI love how Compte Tête-de-Poubelle sounds like a minor character in a Dumas novel.