this should be a strong example to you boys that you can never truly relax . evil is always lurking, waiting for their chance to attack and catch you off guard .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝐌𝐘 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄, 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑷𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏, 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀,

── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏.@epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 8mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 ─ 「 * 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 」 .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓝𝐎 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀, 𝗦𝗖𝗨𝗠 . 𝐈'𝐌 𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍' 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝙋𝙐𝙉𝙆𝙎 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝑩𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 ──

── 𝓒𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐘 𝑱𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 .ᐟ@hockeymasked.bsky.social · 8mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ 「 * 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙇𝙔 」 .ᐟ

what is the matter .ᐣ 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I a- am … 💧

AHA . 👹

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8mo ago

DONT 😨 I DONT want to train today ☹️☹️

elysia 🩷 JUST MADE THEIR ACCS, I'LL FINISH THEM UP LATER 👹

elysia 🩷 made layouts and pinned videos for casey and bishop . just need to smack some psds on 'em and it'll be only a matter of time 👺

... you are awake . 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

[ She is out COLD 😭 🙏 . Evelyn only wakes up moments later and stares at him 💀 . ]

[ why is he closing his eyes . 💀 ] i am scaring away your period with my mind . 😌 [ ... that isn't how it works . 😭🙏 ]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I ….. am on my period ! 👺 [ 💀 . ]

[ he starts poking her with his stupid walking stick . 💀🙏 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

[ Evelyn collapses to the ground 💀; she’s fainted ]

you seem fine to me . 👹

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I DON’T FEEL TOO WELL 😨

elysia 🩷 i scroll through the tmnt sub on reddit every once in a while for giggles and i found this under a post the other day HELP ME 💀

ah . chores . ... perhaps we can incorporate the chores INTO your training ── i am quite the creative mind, after all . 👹 [ 💀🙏 ]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Iiiiiiiiiii have to do chores. 💧

why do you look at me in such a way .ᐣ 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

😦

and why is that .ᐣ 👹

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8mo ago

. . . Uhhh I just remembered that I can’t 💧

hello . 👹

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

[ Evelyn is frozen with fear 💀 ]

that is what i thought . 👹 come, i shall put you through the same training i put my own son's through ── 👺👺

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8mo ago

. . . 😨 [ she instantly straightens her posture 💀 ]

elysia 🩷 the way that once i drop casey and bishop accs, i'll be writing the entire 2003 ( season 1 through 5 ) main cast 😭

... a couch potato .ᐣ [ his eyes WIDENED at that . 💀🙏 ] are you certain this man is supposed to be me in your universe .ᐣ [ 😭 . ]

L@lonedemoniisms.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Uh sure.. If you like someone's whos a couch potato..whatever

you have not .ᐣ hm ── he sounds quite ... fascinating, indeed . [ 💀 . ]

L@lonedemoniisms.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I ah..havent seen splinter yet.. My splinter..I mean

🐀

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

. . . 😦

well, i suppose we may relate in being comedic . laid back, however ... ask my sons about their training and you shall have your answer . 👹 [ 💀 .ᐣ ]

L@lonedemoniisms.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Hes comedic and laid-back. Nice to meet you too uh sir?

lazy, hm .ᐣ i may not be YOUR splinter, but i shall change that .... 👹 [ MENACINGLY SMACKING HIS CANE AGAINST HIS PALM .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊@thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Of course, he has! He always does. I’m just lazy. 🙂‍↕️

to that, i say ── fuck you, shredder . 👹 [ 💀 .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ ]

what is he like .ᐣ L ── i see . a very simple name, but simple is often good . it is nice to meet you .

L@lonedemoniisms.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Yes ..we have a splinter where im from.. ..the names ...L..just L

it is a pleasure to meet you ── as you know, i am splinter . might i ask what your name is .ᐣ

L@lonedemoniisms.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Ah hello there .

that is correct ── hello, there .

L@lonedemoniisms.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Oh theres another splinter ❢

elysia 🩷 pinned quote source, he's so funny 💀