DECLASSIFIED SPACE INVADERS replaces the aliens from the classic 1978 arcade shooter with UFO images recently declassified by the government: woe-industries.itch.io/declassified.... Pilot recordings have also been included as SFX.
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Games on itch, apps and websites on the internet. https://woe-industries.itch.io/ woeindustries.co
Hi, just want to point out that this “exam” that got folks (including me, briefly) in a dudgeon today is clearly a fun stunt/conceptual art piece and not actually trying to be dispositive about the nature of classic adventure games.
Woe Industries@woe-industries.itch.io · 5mo ago831 attempts (not including 168 who began late and could not be considered). Only 2 winners. A 0.24% pass rate makes the AGAT one of the most prestigious and rigorous exams in the world. The SAT, MCAT and most forklift operator certifications lie prostrate at our feet. (1/3)
As a storied institution older than Oxford, the AGAT is no stranger to threats upon its academic freedom. One of our deans was cellmates with Copernicus in Vatican jail (1539-41). They fashioned shivs from astrolabes, fighting off prison gangs of heretics, adulterers and sellers of church property.
Thomas Nickel @tapirfortuna.bsky.social · 5mo agoThis is one of the most stupid things I´ve seen in a long time and whoever came up with the idea for this "aptitude test" should be beaten over the head with a bag full of doorknobs.
Designed by developer Woe Industries, the AGAT challenged players to complete an '80s adventure game without using a walkthrough.
800 gamers tried to beat an '80s adventure without a walkthrough—only 2 did
Only .25% completed the AGAT: the Adventure Game Aptitude Test, designed by fiendish developer Woe Industries.
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We are preparing their diplomas now, with a seal of authenticity so it’s different from the one on the site. Ensuring there's no risk of stolen valor. (3/3)
Congrats to these two AGAT certified gamers, who completed MANIAC MANSION in under 4 hours with no outside assistance. We encourage employers to hire them, Forbes to interview them and medieval peasants to raise pitchforks and scream stuff like “Witch! They must be a witch!” (2/3)
831 attempts (not including 168 who began late and could not be considered). Only 2 winners. A 0.24% pass rate makes the AGAT one of the most prestigious and rigorous exams in the world. The SAT, MCAT and most forklift operator certifications lie prostrate at our feet. (1/3)
The Agat is complete. We will report back with the results soon.
In case you want a prestigious certificate on your wall theagat.co
The AGAT - The Adventure Game Aptitude Test
Can you beat an 80s adventure game without a walkthrough? Prove it by taking the world's first standardized gaming exam.
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The AGAT (Adventure Game Aptitude Test) is a standardized examination designed to assess if anyone can still complete an 80s adventure game without a walkthrough. We will be utilizing college exam proctoring software during play, monitoring browser/smartphone activity. theagat.co
If you liked YOU HAVE BILLIONS INVESTED IN GENERATIVE AI, we have good news: our other text-based adventure, FOOD POISONING: THE GAME, is now mobile-friendly! You need to find a toilet, bad. But just how low are you willing to sink? woe-industries.itch.io/food-poisoni...
Food Poisoning: The Game by Woe Industries
You need to find a toilet. How low are you willing to sink?
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Our project from last year timesnewdumbass.co is still online if you want to create the world's ugliest zine
Times New Dumbass
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trish@omerta22.bsky.social · 2y agoSomeone has created a font out of fElon’s stupid X jump & called it Times New Dumbass. Fun times! Hehe 😃
We did not create Slop Evader, but we did create the Slop Trough, which is also featured this FastCo article. The Slop Trough is a digital trough that feeds you AI slop to your heart's content, just as long as you turn on your webcam and get down on all fours. Oink! Oink! sloptrough.co
Slop Trough
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Fast Company@fastcompany.com · 8mo agoOr dive into the Slop Trough, which serves up endless slop, so long as you turn on your webcam and get down on all fours like a good little piggy. f-st.co/w8BrZ90
Our new game is about the fantastical, far out idea that someone would sink billions of dollars into generative AI
Aftermath@aftermath.site · 8mo agoUh oh, you have billions invested in generative AI: aftermath.site/generative-ai-...
Finally, a more streamlined and intuitive way to still not play all my Steam games.
IGN@ign.com · 8mo agoValve says the Steam Machine will cost as much as an equivalent PC, but what does that mean? Here's how to build a PC equivalent to the Steam Machine. https://bit.ly/48lNAus
🚨hidden gem alert!🚨 Chris Prat Is Super Mario woe-industries.itch.io/chris-pratt-... "SUPER MARIO BROS with Chris Pratt SFX." this game ended me 🤣💀
FromSoft Word: "The Dark Souls of word processors" deletes your document if you make a single typo https://woe-industries.itch.io...
I can always get my Myst FPS fix with this excellent game by Woe Industries :) woe-industries.itch.io/myst-fps
Myst FPS by Woe Industries
A point-and-kill adventure.
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Frogger: Walkable City (2024) Creator(s): Woes Industries Type: RPG Maker Language: [EN] Status: Available woe-industries.itch.io/frogger-walk...
You Have Not Died of Dysentery. “It’s a version of Oregon Trail where dysentery doesn’t kill you, it just makes you pull over to poop, constantly.” [woe-industries.itch.io]
You Have Not Died Of Dysentery
THE OREGON TRAIL with new dysentery mechanics.
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