Moth/lamp memes don't hit the same once you learn that they're not attracted to the light, but that the unnatural light source basically highjacks their bodies and causes them to lose control and fly into it, unable to escape. It makes me feel bad for them.
Shifted Shape 🔞
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Often NSFW 🔞| 30 | They/He | Orlando | ADHD | Anti-Racist and Anti-Fascist | I block blank profiles "There's no need to be embarrassed. I like being looked at, and you like to look. I know a way to make us both happy!"
Feel a need to be creative today, but too tired to do anything 😪
Aaaand now I'm feral and can't stop thinking about it 😤
Love it when a man leaves my hole weak
Saw a sign today advertising "Local Honey" and now I can't stop thinking about Local Honey as a drag queen name.
The nude beach fixed me. Also now that I've experienced the nude beach, don't invite me to a regular beach ever again. I'm not interested.
Unfortunately, the spontaneous delight of the theater has not managed to rid me of this dark cloud. I'm out of ideas
At an intermission for our local theater's vampire themed show, and so far what I've learned is that I could be dressing like 6x more slutty than I am now.
Just got off work and it's a Friday aaaaaaaaand suddenly I feel real bad about myself. Why??? Who has cast this hex on me?
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
Hmmm... I am having body dysmorphia feelings today. I will have to dive deeper into the abyssal waters 🔍
It's not like I've ever been a size queen or anything, but all this hole training I've been up to recently has reminded me that you really don't need a whole lot of length to hit the spot. It's like, right there.
I get turned off so quickly as soon as race is brought into sex or porn I don't want to hear about which guys can "cut to the front" of your line, I don't care what color your B*C is, I don't want to hear about how you've never been with a guy "like me," or how you think X Y or Z guys are/aren't hot
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I will be having a great day and then my brain will be like "hmm... Maybe everyone hates you, or maybe something bad is going to happen very soon, or maybe you're in a rapid state of decay and it's too late." And I just have to keep playing videogames or w/e I was doing like it didn't do that.
All clothing lines that feature original images on their clothes need to start crediting artists by name if they don’t want us to assume it’s AI :/
Something about gauged ears is just so hot to me, every time.
All these letting meetings at this job fuck with my flow 😤 I'll be fully ADHD hyperfixating on a task, doing great work, and then a 15 minute meeting (that we end early) just completely derails that train.
Posted this same joke on close friends on Insta and the responses are more polarized than I was expecting
Trying to find someone to give neck to on this Kirkaversary
Trying to find someone to give neck to on this Kirkaversary
I have used scissors to make impulsive decisions about my hair at a questionable time of night. I will now go to sleep and leave the judgement of whether this was a mistake or not to tomorrow's me.
I feel like the day I get my own place is going to spark another sexual renaissance, like the way getting the car has done for me this year.
Sometimes I feel bad for blocking the blank profiles that follow me on here, but then I remember that I'm literally posting nude photos for free and I owe them nothing.