Avalanche Wolger
@wolgerlanche.bsky.social
28 yr old Wolger from NZ, living in Canada. Streamer, gamer, writer, pie lover, sex positivity enthusiast. 18+ content, not the horny kind but the teaching and explains stuff like kinks, fetishs, and other lewd stuff. Dating an amazing bear
made this a while back for pudgy & toza and i being forgetting to post it, got to be careful inviting beers to the pool then might leave the water a bit messy 😏 @toza.bsky.social @pudgybear.bsky.social
I'm not always a top, I definitely prefer to bottom, but theres something so hot about my big bear that makes me wanna pleasure him and make him whimper as my cock hits all his good spots
can confirm, twinks are VERY good at topping bears. I'll make sure @wolgerlanche.bsky.social gets proof next time~ hehe
My stores mascot is a cow and the suit is here, I saw the bag yesterday, and today I looked inside and holy heck it is screaming to me like the green goblin mask >_> I wanna ask to put it on but that'd be totally weird right?
a couple of friends and i are gonna turn my pup into a mess like this in about a month. always the best way to handle a brat. isn't that right @wolgerlanche.bsky.social?? 😈
Now that's a big yapper put to better use 😉 Comm for @leydon.bsky.social and @ceruyeen.bsky.social feat my civet dad
There are two types of gamers: 1) People who can't stop playing the same thing over and over again. 2) People who can't stand playing the same thing over and over again. Your job as a dev is to make them both happy. Good luck.
This video is just too good not to share. Check out the longer clip over on my UMD page gungehimbo-splat-house.umd.net
bet you wish this was your view tonight, huh? get to work pup, daddy had a long day~ #softiesaturday #tummy #bear #cock #balls
Can I get a bunch of my friends to make this for me for my birthday and then shove me into it? I offer the chance to join in or lick me clean? Please and thank you for your service
Spaghettieis ("Spaghetti Ice") - Italo-German dessert made of ice cream, strawberry topping, and whipped cream intentionally done up to look like a gigantic pile of sauced spaghetti. Deceptively large - when I say a "gigantic pile," I mean it Calculated at ~535,000 calories
So Bear and I "finished" Subnautica 2, and by "finished" I mean we got to the point where the game said "thanks for playing, look out for more updates in the future". I knew it was early access, but something about it just stopping like 10ish hrs in is really infuriating and idk if I wanna play more
Me and my special Plushies entry to this contest :3 something os weird about my plush #MerlekPlush
Plushie Contest! Until August 18th post your Merle Plushie in it's 'Natural Habitat' and a random poster will win a piece of merch from the store! You can post on our community discord or bluesky with the #merlekplush Good luck, and have fun with it :3
Nothing makes you realize you might actually be attractive more than having 3 friends simultaneously cum on cam becasue you show your ass to them >_<
Sitting around in no undies and just my skirt has me acting up and wanting to be a good princess for my Daddy >:3
i spent last night hanging in a call with my boyfriend and a bunch of friends...and everntually we all got naked. then, i got to watch some friends cum on camera. as an exhibitionist?...i'd say last night was a damn near perfect night~ (how to make it perfect? get us all actually fucking hehe)
Now that im getting real money, I should get some art of my boys, thinking of turning my Dutchie Anarchy into a big ole prankster jester, loves causing trouble and toon highjinx, definitely need some art of him throwing pies >:3
Taking a step out of my comfort zone and going to a rave when visiting pack mates in August, also way out of my comfort zone wearing clothes that make me feel sexy. What do we think chat? How do I look?
Thanks @tranterminus.bsky.social for pointing this out. I feel I should spread the word that this Bluesky Licence trend was created by AI. There's no shame in being duped, but you should probably delete them and spread the word to others (don't tell people off just let them know)
Sorry WOTC, I will be boycotting your new Marvel Heros set until you print a Jeff the Land Shark card. This isnt a demand, its a need
Tonight, chef @wolgerlanche.bsky.social made us up a homemade beef & pork bolognese with fresh linguine and garlic toast and shredded parm on top
Have you seen my messy shenanigans and feel curious about how I do it? I’m bored so here’s a big detailed tutorial thread on how to make a pie to hit yourself (or another willing target 😋)! Pies in the face for beginners…
Had a really fun dream about getting subway at an airport and then flying to another city, but then I woke up and got sad I didn't have subway :(