I'm old enough to remember when it didn't feel weird that one government commission was still actually being allowed to do good work and have fun doing it.
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · 2d agoTen years ago today, CPSC shared its first safety meme. What started as a single baby floating in a force field in outer space has become a universe with dozens of safety characters spanning hundreds of safety graphics sharing thousands of safety messages.
Bezos is going to beat Elon to Mars. I guess destroying great newspapers is more valuable to the regime than breaking several agencies at random to see what happens.
NASA Selects Blue Origin as Mars Telecommunications Network Provider - NASA
NASA awarded Blue Origin a contract Tuesday to develop the agency’s Mars Telecommunications Network, a next-generation communications system that will enable
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The problem is that the word for methane is the same as the word for bread, snake, the President's dog, and Thursday. #gurpgork
Guardian Environment@environment.theguardian.com · 4d ago‘Breakthrough’ as Turkmenistan starts fixing ‘mindboggling’ methane mega-leaks
To the surprise of many, only three named storms have developed so far this season in the Atlantic. Now we know why.
I think my cats might be broken because only one uses the very corner of my desk to get to the window and neither of them have ever touched my keyboard while I was around.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · last mo.in my next contract I am going to have them put a clause that I cannot deliver on deadlines unless they agree to board this !@#$ cat who is literally standing on my keyboard deleting my sentences because he wants attention and not book progress
Americans will use anything but the metric system.
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Look MoMA, we're all fine with you having tasteful nude art but I'd have gone with "breasts" in the marketing.
Happy Harbor Freight free bucket weekend to all those who celebrate.
Jake's never heard of Valentine's Day
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 2mo agoYou know what never got a red card? Love.
Fox: Canada with an impressive 0 goals. Morocco's got a pathetic 1 goal. #worldcup
Guys does anyone know why Australia is playing the 1920 Ottawa Senators in the world cup?
Americans will use anything but the metric system.
Archer's Black Turtleneck Dilemma
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SPIE@spie.org · 4mo agoSoon ultrablack might make its way into your wardrobe. 💡 By mimicking how ultrablack appears in animals, researchers have created a textile & natural ultrablack. This could make it more accessible and cheaper than ever before. Learn more in #PhotonicsFocus: https://bit.ly/43fRkvi
Kyle Dubas needs to trade a couple of 3rd round picks for a better microphone.
My NHL site is now live! nhl.hockey-statistics.com There are many features that you can't find anywhere and I'm quite proud of this project. However, I could really use your help spread the word. Please share the link here on Bluesky, but also on other platforms. It means a lot!
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I can't believe Dr. Trump finally found a way to put really bright light into the human body to kill viruses and everyone bullied him into deleting it.
Yeah but the son-in-law already brought eternal peace to the Middle East once.
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 5mo agoThose US-Iran negotiations in a nutshell: Iran sent 4 PhDs to Islamabad. The US sent a real estate developer, a son-in-law, a lawyer and a general.
To be fair he's probably cheating. Are we sure he only mailed one ballot?
Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”@ryanjreilly.com · 5mo agoTrump casts a mail ballot again in Florida even as he calls the method 'cheating'
I'm starting to think Matt Bartkowski may not have been 100% correct about the Jets just wanting to go home instead of playing hockey. #LetsGoPens
