You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.
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@woolfianjosh.bsky.social
Woolf Doctor | Turns squiggles into angle brackets | modernism, digital humanities, bad puns | he/him | would prefer not to
i would be unstoppable if it weren't for the sleepy tireds
They're calling it LASEUG because the OfS vetoed "Long Greenwich"
UK’s first ‘super-university’, merging Greenwich and Kent, to launch in September
The new London and South East University Group will be UK’s third largest higher education institution
theguardian.com
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
theonion.com
ooo membas getting a free restaurant meal every week at the low cost of spending the evening in a cauldron of super-spreader soup? Not me cos I'm immunosuppressed & had to stay in my flat from March to the end of August, which was months longer than people on the same drugs but living in England
Tried to explain to my kid what travelling abroad was like in the pandemic and it started “well there was this guy called Grant Shapps,.. every Thursday before your holiday he would post on… this thing called Twitter… his personal account… then you’d cancel your flight”. And you just sound MENTAL.
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I wouldn’t be born yet. (In the case of the one whose birth year I can remember…)
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
World-diminishing. Their arrogance knows no bounds.
No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
Look, I'm not saying that this is cargo cult logic, but have we considered doing a cargo cult?
Jim Callaghan appointed a 'Minister for Drought', and it rained within 36 hours (and led to widespread floods, but a win's a win).
One drum I will bang until the end of time is that we need to shift our thinking around citations. They're not a task that we do lest we're punished; they're a form of conversation and thinking-in-public that are foundational to what we do as scholars.
I can’t quote @helenbarrett.bsky.social’s original post, but have borrowed the image from it. Now, I’ve never written a book, nor had to do attributions and citations for one. I’m sure it’s tortuous, but this is something *everyone did* until like last year.
What if we get to the future and it turns out all the jobs are actually classical reception studies?
TIL that when Atlantic Monthly serialised Flush, Woolf's biography of Elizabeth Barrett Browning's spaniel, its first instalment was followed by 'The Big Pepper and Brine Man', a mock-biography of Peter Piper of Piper's Pickled Peppers.
James Joyce was replaced by a colony of termites stuffed into a trench-coat in 1926, which explains why Finnegans Wake is Like That.
It's safe to assume that all major LLMs are scraping Bluesky data to train future models. As an open protocol, Bluesky is one of the few sources of fresh human-generated content that anybody can gobble up. So all this is probably going in the models. There are submarines in the Great Lakes.
How have they managed to screw up the release window for literal Christmas Carol fanfic? Might as well release it at Holi or Orthodox Easter or Tisha B’Av.
First poster for Ti West’s ‘EBENEZER’ has been released. Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge. #Ebenezer #JohnnyDepp
Yes and they should begin merry and only get steadily more sloshed à la Keith Floyd.
As a nation and society, we REALLY need to bring back cooking shows filmed in front of a live stuido audience, just hootin' and hollerin' while the chef chops things up really fast or drops raw ingredients into sizzling oil. Hell yeah, dude.
tfw you are too tired and hungry to make dinner, which might help with both of the above.
There are far too many citation styles and we need a cull.
A bold choice certainly, but he could bring the fresh perspective HMT so desperately needs
Burnham and Zelenskyy have spoken and agreed to discuss further cooperation.
Art world in turmoil as Andy Burnham invents negative space
there is no lecturn for andy burnham
change dot org petition for them to take out the bins that are below my office and are getting very ripe.
Say what you will about an English degree, books aren't a financial shell game played by Nvidia and Softbank and there isn't a books bubble waiting to be pricked.
'Research from the British Academy shows that graduates in the arts, humanities and social sciences are just as likely to be employed as their STEM counterparts. They are equally resilient during economic downturns and more likely to move between sectors without wage penalties.' 1/3