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everyone in my life is very very kind to me

the problem with cuck kink is that it's just another example of having company over and the husband sits in a chair and watches while his wife does all the work. don't wait to be told what to do to help. get in there and share the load so everyone can enjoy the evening.

the grocery store near me stopped carrying the one vegan flavor of Top ramen and replaced it with like 3 brands of bullshit fancy ramen so it's like $12 a pack for vegan instant ramen now. instant ramen should cost like $3/pk and it already costs $4/pk and you want $12 fuck you fuck you fuck you

not voting for democrats is basically the same as voting for trump. so also not voting for trump is the same as voting for democrats. you just voted twice, buddy. you're going to fucking jail

you have to admit James Dobson taught us a lot of important things. namely that the worst things a teen can do are: 1. be horny 2. be suspiciously unhorny (might be gay??)

"could god make a rock so big they couldn't lift it" uh clearly yes, and then they would lift it anyway. welcome to the divine mystery lil bro

29 But wanting to vindicate himself, he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?” 30 "Lol," Jesus replied, "Lmao".

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my cat rubbed up against the corner of my laptop while i was watching a thing and her nose pressed the [x]close window button on the touchscreen

why do they keep giving money to academics tripping over themselves to be the next prophet of ai bullshit when we should be giving it to insane communists

just saw Sinners and damn it's going to be a halloween costume layup for some guy in university who is the only white guy in his friend group

The Flenser has done enormous work in the war to take black metal away from nazis and deliver it to its inevitable owners: theater kids

honestly embarrassing watching liberals get all "so do you regret voting for trump yet" to trump voters who are getting exactly what they wanted