you can get direct Internet service without it having to go through your job. also, the World Wide Web exists now

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 14h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

this is actually crazy, who is he imagining this would be a gotcha question for?

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 18h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

"oh, surely EDM stands for something else here, like an organization or a technology. It would be funny if it's the one I'm thinking of. That would be ridiculous." - thoughts one second before clicking through for more context on the riff I figured I must have been cooking

Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 2d ago

In Home Box Office circles, Chase, Simon, and Larry are widely regarded as the Davids Three.

the worst thing about this is the genuine, pathetic, palpable loneliness behind it. like Ralph Wiggum's "I choo-choo-choose you" card, if Ralph Wiggum was a Republican in Congress in his mid-sixties and also your employer

Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18h ago

This just might be the most psychotic act of sexual harassment I’ve ever seen. Not the worst per se, or most menacing but in terms of sheer insanity it’s really up there.

I think we're probably less than a year out from the first person to lose their job because a robot started an online grievance campaign against them

a wolf☺️🐚🐟🚲📻📺@okami.mom · 18h ago

HAHAHAHAHA cdn.prod.website-files.com/663bd486c5e4...

Disney and Jesus can not coexist. God is dead and Mickey Mouse has killed him

Bathroom Barry@bathroombarry.bsky.social · 18h ago

now THIS is committing to the bit

Neven Mrgan@mrgan.com · 18h ago

Awwwwwww yess, there’s a new Bobby Fingers youtu.be/vGt7-WnWdhE?...

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

This issue was resolved by US v Morris, 928 F.2d 504 (2d Cir 1991), codified by the CFAA in 1996, and clarified by Van Buren v US, 141 S.Ct. 1648 (2021). They intentionally deployed an unauthorized access tool. It's no defense to say they didn't intend the resulting damage; Morris lost on that. 1/2

Zack Whittaker@zackwhittaker.com · 2d ago

After Anthropic and OpenAI both admitted to their AI models hacking other companies, @lorenzofb.bsky.social and I wanted to find out: Who is legally to blame when an autonomous AI agent hacks something? Lawyers say it's really complicated! Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260803...

this is considered normal in the United States of America

kc green@kcg.bsky.social · 20h ago

pilot just did a citibank ad read as we are landing 🛬 🆒 👍

I also don't totally understand what it's trying to prove. Like ok maybe the best men in the world are better than the best women due to inherent physiological advantages. So what? Do you go to a track meet and go "why is anyone watching this? a horse could easily outrun all these guys"

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's interesting how many men get satisfaction out of knowing that other men can beat elite female athletes. like ok, maybe the best high school boys team in the country can beat a WNBA team, but YOU can't

weird guys

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 19h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

why does he have sleeves

Terminally von der Leyen@ciaran.operationglad.io · 21h ago

And once again, I reach for "Rayman with a Gun" as really the image of our time

porque no los dos

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterday

Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.

playing the hits

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 23h ago

The rumors are true. Stand by for more.

You can never just move on from this, even after he's gone. Without punishment and ostracism for everyone who has participated in his crime spree over the last 18 months you can forget it- we're all just treading water until the next tyrant

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23h ago

“.. Trump has leveraged his control of the federal government to instead escape the scrutiny that every other modern president, not to mention every other regular taxpayer, has been subject to.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...

the funniest part of this is the single being on a label incorporated just for this one song specifically

Ernie Smith@ernie.tedium.co · 23h ago

I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu...

he looks like Mark Zuckerberg as played by Tom Hollander

Saeed Jones@theferocity.bsky.social · 21h ago

lol, even a phone call from Trump couldn’t get Max Miller to drop out.

Well Tom, I think I'm gonna have to go for that one time Miloš Zeman, former alive person and president of the Czech Republic held a gun that says "for journalists" on the side of it where instead of magazine, there was a bottle of spiced digestif liqueur Listen to @bloodwork.show

Thomas O’Mahony@gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 23h ago

The theme for this week’s “listen to @bloodwork.show” is: EURO VIBES. Post your most powerful EURO VIBES “listen to @bloodwork.show”, and the best one will get a special prize.

I've written Batman. We gotta let people tell jokes, man.

@rdmacq.bsky.social · 21h ago

Oh, we’re back to “People who don’t know anything about Batman talking as if they know Batman.”

"knowing things" is a conspiracy by Big Knowledge to get you to buy more Knowledge

🤔

Jake Berman@lostsubways.com · 2d ago

the trains got a serious challenge from cars in the early 20th century. and by the end of world war II, the train systems were worn out and needed massive government investment to survive. but because the transit companies were shitty monopolies, nobody wanted to help them out! 5/

Worship in the (not yet realized) powers of AI has become a mania that has infected the powerful and wealthy of the world. It will go down in history next to other manias, like dancing, tulips, the Satanic Panic, Slenderman, etc.

By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C)@doctorow.pluralistic.net · 4d ago

Suresh describes this as a literal religious mania. In the 500+ employee businesses Suresh studied, the only people who were promoted - or even spared from being fired - were people who professed "religious declarations of faith" about "the transformative power of AI." 23/

sorry

maffew on TNN@maffewgregg.bsky.social · 2d ago

Chad Gable wins the IC Title, celebrates with his family and then has to move them out of the way of the hard cam so they don't ruin the shot of him downing root beer with a bulldog mascot

my man is talking about literally inventing gender

The Shape of Things to Come, Part 2: Model Welfare for Agentic Engineers — Steve Yegge

Part 2 of The Shape of Things to Come. Model welfare as an engineering discipline: seats and sessions, laurels, handoffs instead of /exit, and how to build a city worth waking up in.

yegge.ai

TypeError@fubarchitect.com · 2d ago

i'm not even sure what to do with this, this is wild shit. like, he's gonna be one of the most believable voices on "models have feelings" and the first thing he does with this information is invent drugs as motivation

"our brave police" is santa claus for adults

Tennessee Lookout@tennesseelookout.com · 2d ago

COMMENTARY: Crickets: Four fatal shootings by the Memphis Safe Task Force and almost no national news coverage. At the root lie Tennessee politicians who approve of the task force, writes Editor @jhollymc.bsky.social.

you can make as many of these as you want. they can't arrest you for it

T H E VV O R S T@milfparade.bsky.social · 2d ago

A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore

whoo this sentence really jumped out <<In one case, The Washington Post ran a front page story advertising the location for white servicemen to meet and carry out further attacks on black people in the city.>>

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 4d ago

I think today's liberals in the US are used to a social environment where pogroms are rare and don't realize the role armed self defense plays in that state of affairs www.history.com/articles/red...