also available in my size yes haha yes

Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · yesterday

very bad for me, a person with extremely poor impulse control and tiny feet, to have realised that Skechers sell kids shoes with a CAR GARAGE in the heel in what I believe may actually be just about my size www.amazon.co.uk/Skechers-Boy...

I'd really like to stay in the ethical and good work/life balance sector(s) I know and have experience in, but unfortunately it seems only evil companies are hiring

Big work event day and I'm late again cannot wait for today to be over

wow they made and got those audio only meta glasses out pretty quickly they must be freaked out by the backlash (no camera, but can they still record sound?)

joined the gym (because I promised myself I would if I got oasis standing tickets. because I've been putting it off for 9 months). I will go to the gym tomorrow. I WILL go to the gym tomorrow. Even if it's only for 15 minutes.

neglecting relationships with friends and family and also work because I've been too busy this week becoming the lead spreadsheet guy & coordinator in a 20-person strong war on t1cketmaster

I just want to say this is an all-time great headline

The Londoner@the-londoner.bsky.social · last mo.

Goldie Saloon was one of London's hottest queer bars. Then it mysteriously shut and its social media was taken over by an Essex dog groomer. Finding out why took months, and revealed an insane saga of mummified cats, secret deals and a man called “the demon twink”.

job basically confirmed ending at the end of the year. time to get back on the linkedin grind 😭

the fact that latest fandom brainrot has compelled me to even attempt to go to the American desert in flipping August... the power of fandom brainrot

Thinking about this exchange today

The Organization for Transformative Works turns 19 today! Come celebrate our birthday with us and learn about all the places you can read official #OTW news at otw-news.org/4a4f4wj3.

Every so often I want to go back to a specific long-prev fandom and yesterday it was Life on Mars (it's still Manchester hours I guess) and if Sam Tyler had an accident today he'd wake up in 1993? what the heck?

that last vcm tweet is so cute waahhhhh

I was prepared for this because I looked at how fics were doing! But because my fic was long(er) and it's part of a fandom event posting one fic a day, people are behind and haven't had the time so have far fewer comments than usual. So far. Hopefully.

Have completed a 15 thousand word fic, which I know is not THAT long but is the longest fic I've ever written, except for an 18k one that I finished in 2009 when I was mumble a lot younger than now

Finally saw Pulp last night. Quite near the front. So unbelievably good. I forgot how good live music can be. Just so incredibly happy.

Bluesky: the site for humorous interactions with friends and strangers alike

was excited to get my glasses then realised I've fucked up was thinking about a load of other fit and style things but they go up higher than my eyebrows they're not meant to do that. very annoyed!

OBSESSED with the fade out and in bit and the guitar of the intro of Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others. What an earworm. Yes that's right I've decided 2026 is the time to get into The Smiths

god I think I wrote pwp that was hot once like five years ago or something (yes I still haven't finished this damn event fic yes it is giving me trouble)

oh sure we've been in an unprecedented drought for months but when I have my sole summer outdoor event to go to

watched Broadcast News last night for the first time and went looking for diabolical OT3 after and there is NONE, cancelling AO3 now (there are only two fics and both of them crossovers with the focus on the other property)

I normally enjoy an old top of the pops but this current one from 1982 is absolutely terrible. what was going on in 1982.

I'm not really caught up yet but this wattpad AO3 thing is making my head hurt

why have a booking website that cannot cope with demand and crashes! every! single! year!

movie trailer for blorbos came out today and okay I admit I was wfh and got absolutely fuck all done today

Semi-fancy restaurant with a friend tonight! I never do that really. Was lots of fun. A lovely mocktail. Actually very chic to go out on a Monday.

I had all of yesterday completely free and then I just procrastinated all day instead of writing why do I do that 😭

well now I'm just depressed as hell. culture war killing people because people are bored and angry on their phones. British press once again culpable for death. Cambridge of course useless

One of the sad things about the death of writing is that we are going to be taking life advice primarily from visually attractive people now who don’t know shit. ideally you want the world filtered through awkward homunculi filled with rage who know the plural of homunculus