Child brought home Hei-Hei, her preschool class’s friend, for the weekend. We showed him around, introduced him to impressive people.
Emily St. James
@emilystjams.bsky.social
Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out now). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Like a large language model but for my formative trauma. Newsletter here: https://episodes.ghost.io/
Part 4 of the ROBERT ALTMAN SUPER DRAFT, the Top 14 w/ Ryan, @emilystjams.bsky.social, @mangiotto.bsky.social, @mitchellbeaupre.bsky.social, & @aduralde.bsky.social, premieres THIS WEEK! Haven't listened to Parts 1-3 yet? Listen ad-free in the Booster Club! Part 1: www.patreon.com/screendrafts...
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The co-commish, Mr. Ryan Marker, has been asking for a Draft of the films of great American auteur Robert Altman since the very beginning of
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When Democrats attempt to triangulate on trans rights, it's my sense that many liberals and people in politics don't understand why many trans people are so upset. I wrote about the differences between then and now, what trans people have lost, and what we still stand to lose
This Is Not A Love Song
Explaining the “maximalism” of trans rights
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there was a poll not that long ago that was like "what percentage of americans do you think are trans" and respondents said it was like 20-25%
at this point in political time i have to believe that trans people make up 70-80% of society and are oppressing the cis minority
Remember Disney+’s adaptation of The Mysterious Benedict Society? No??
Tony Hale's Surprise as Mr. Benedict
ALT: Tony Hale's Surprise as Mr. Benedict
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Name a tv show with 2 or less seasons.
In which I attempt to define twee
This week on @podcastlikeits The 2000s @emilystjams.bsky.social and I continue our Best Actress Follow Up miniseries by talking Penelope with @theterigamble.bsky.social! We discuss Reese Witherspoon’s post-Oscar career, James McAvoy’s hotness and pig-noses 🐽
@lilywrites.bsky.social on Daniel Kraus' big moment as the literary-horror prophet of the masculinity crisis
Angel Down, Whalefall, and the phantasmagoria of manhood
Why do people love Daniel Kraus' novels? Maybe it's because he's not afraid of a big metaphor.
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Susan Sontag's 9/16/01 piece in The New Yorker got her crucified but it's one of the few things from that era that aged well. "'Our country is strong,' we are told again and again. I for one don’t find this entirely consoling. Who doubts that America is strong? But that’s not all America has to be."
Last day for this IMPORTANT SALE
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if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
No way is SD in play, especially since people there seem to like Rounds, but if Bengs finishes north of 45% in the final accounting (totally plausible with these numbers), then the GOP is fucked.
South Dakota - Senate Polling: 🔴Rounds: 45% ⚪️Bengs: 42% (⚪️Bengs wins independents by 41-points) (Republican +38 Sample) (Bengs Internal) (Current model result in SD-SEN is GOP 53% - IND 40%) open.substack.com/pub/usapolli...
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
Preorders of Beth March Returns from the Dead are ON DISCOUNT right NOW! The Woodworking e-book is HEAVILY discounted right NOW! Preorders of Every Time a Bell Rings, my It's a Wonderful Life book with Lauren Theisen, are ONGOING. All that info HERE: episodes.ghost.io/preorder-emi...
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Plus: The e-book of Woodworking is on sale too? Remember Woodworking?
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I used to frame this as: If we could pass a constitutional amendment guaranteeing trans people access to comprehensive gender-affirming healthcare, the bathroom of their choice, etc., in exchange for us giving up sports, do you think the people who don't want trans people in sports would go for it?
People get confused about the trans sports thing because at a glance it seems like a small issue that impacts a very small number of people and thus makes sense as a "reasonable" concession. But it isn't, because conceding that is accepting that a kid's trans identity is on some level fraudulent
Whether or not LLMs will lead to human extinction is above my pay grade and I really do think this guy believes this and isn't (consciously) doing marketing, but "the end of the world is nigh-inevitable, and only I can stop it, using this one weird trick" is fairly classic death cult logic.
This, from an Anthropic employee, either reflects a lack of imagination or is evidence that this is all just lies. If you were really that scared, you'd pull the plug on all the servers and wipe everything from ARIN, APNIC, LACNIC, AFRINIC, and RIPE NCC. No more internet; problem solved.
You can still take advantage of this sale! I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but I promise you this book will fill that unnamable thing deep inside of you, the void that you can't quite speak of, even when it keeps you up well into the night. That's the St. James guarantee!
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The coffee shop man is talking about God vs. Satan's "confirmed kills" in the Bible. (God comes out way on top.)
A Marriage: Me: None of the movie times are lining up. Her: We could just go to dinner. Me: But we’d just talk about work. Her: Yeah, we would!
Saw this last weekend and DELIGHT is the word I would use. from @emilystjams.bsky.social 's Episodes newsletter. "ACME doesn't map cleanly onto Amazon or Apple or SpaceX or Meta, but that allows it to map onto all of them simultaneously." episodes.ghost.io/coyote-vs-ac...
Is Coyote vs. ACME the perfect movie for the moment?
Also: Paranormal Activity on stage, the Furious finale, and a good comic about a cat.
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In this week's 26 Episodes installment, @emilystjams.bsky.social writes about Atlanta, the short-film sitcom, and the hollowness of late-Obama Hollywood progressivism
Atlanta saw America more clearly than nearly any TV show of its era
Watching the show's first season in 2026 is an exercise in seeing just how far Hollywood "progressivism" has fallen across a decade.
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Finally started watching Ponies, and I'm so mad it got canceled. What a fun, fun, fun show.
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Highly anticipated by the Los Angeles Times, Kirkus Reviews, and many others, this bighearted and hilarious 2025 release is a must-read (Shelby Van Pelt, author of Remarkably Bright Creatures)! In a s...
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I suppose I could also include my VERY BEAUTIFUL COVER. In addition to my stirring contribution to graphic design quoted below.
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They said “Oh you can make a little graphic to tell everyone B&N members get a 25% discount on preorders for your book Bury Me in Vegan Leather from 9/9-9/11.” And I said “Oh *can* I????” www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bury-me-in...